Description: This little mushroom is the fun guy everyone wants at the party. Featuring a happy dancing mushroom with a disco ball, this retro-style design is perfect for those who know how to boogie down with nature. Whether you're into psychedelics, fungi, festivals, or just love a good pun, this brings the vintage vibes with a cheeky twist. Great for raves, mushroom lovers, plant nerds, party animals, and anyone who thinks the forest floor should have a dance floor. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Couch Stains, because obviously.
Description: Sink your teeth into sarcasm with this retro-style vampire design that says what we’re all thinking—SUCK IT! Featuring a pissed-off Count with classic fangs, bold lines, and an old-school cartoon vibe, this design blends monster movie charm with punk-rock sass. Whether you’re undead or just dead inside, this one’s for you. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Couch Stains. Perfect for Halloween, goths with a sense of humor, or anyone who’s over it.
Description: Two little devils, one hell of a workout. This twisted fitness parody features a pair of grinning demons hitting the treadmills like it’s leg day in the underworld. Equal parts motivational and unholy, Exercise Your Demons is the perfect shirt for gym rats, goths, and anyone whose therapy plan includes cardio and chaos. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo For Crack Smoking Shirts. Sweat out your sins, summon some endorphins, and maybe scare a few people at Planet Fitness while you’re at it. 💀 Great For: Gym freaks with dark humor Metalheads who lift Demonic personal trainers Occult fitness enthusiasts Anyone exorcising (or exercising) something
Description: Lick it and blast off. This retro-style graphic tfeatures a wide-eyed kid gleefully holding a toad—tongue out and ready for takeoff—beneath bold "5-MEO-DMT" text with a warped rainbow trail. Inspired by old-school comics and underground trip culture, this shirt is a wink and a nod to the psychonauts who know what's really going down in the desert. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. Perfect for festival weirdos, spiritual rebels, or anyone who’s ever questioned reality and wanted to high-five a cosmic frog.
Description: Sinister, sassy, and impossible to ignore—this devilish design puts a fiery twist on classic propaganda posters. Featuring a grinning demon with slicked-back hair and horns to match, he's pointing straight at you... with one hell of a message. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. Whether you're into dark humor, gothic vibes, or just want to trigger your coworkers, this is a scorched-earth conversation starter.
Description: He’s not making science fair volcanoes — he’s cooking up problems. Meet the Drug Designer, a wild-eyed retro lab kid whipping up who-knows-what in a cartoon chemistry lab straight out of a pharmaceutical fever dream. With beakers bubbling, powders piling, and a grin that screams “unlicensed genius,” this design blends vintage comic style with a dash of forbidden knowledge. Perfect for science rebels, chemistry majors with a dark side, or anyone who’s ever read a Vice article at 3am and thought, “Yeah, I could probably synth that.” Whether you’re into dark humor, ironic education tees, or just want people to back up a few steps when they see you, this delivers. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo For Crack Smoking Shirts.
Description: Take a deep breath and just chill. This retro-style design features a purple frog flashing the peace sign and holding a bong, surrounded by bold ’70s lettering and mellow vibes. Perfect for relaxed souls, stoner spirits, or anyone who believes in taking life one puff at a time. 🐸 Vintage cartoon style with groovy colors. 🌿 Great for chill days, festivals, or laid-back hangouts. 😎 Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for TeeCraze — because calm looks cooler in purple.
Description: For the people who love making plans... just to cancel them later. This Planning To Cancel Plans shirt features a grinning cartoon calendar holding a pencil, ready to erase your weekend commitments. Perfect for introverts, homebodies, and anyone who values peace and pajamas over social chaos. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for TeeCraze. 🗓️ Retro cartoon style with vintage distress. 💤 Great gift for antisocial friends, coworkers, or fellow cancelers.
Description: Show your mischievous side with the I’m The Stinker design — featuring a cheerful cartoon skunk with vintage comic vibes. Perfect for anyone who’s proud to be the lovable troublemaker of the bunch. Great for animal lovers, pranksters, and people with a sense of humor that’s just a little wild. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for TeeCraze. 💨 Bright retro colors and bold text pop 🐾 Perfect for parties, casual wear, or gifting to that “stinker” in your life.
Description: Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for TeeCraze. When life gives you eggs… make ’em deviled.This retro-style design features devil-horned deviled eggs with bold vintage lettering — perfect for anyone who takes their snacks a little sinful. Whether you’re a brunch fiend, BBQ legend, or kitchen troublemaker, this shirt brings the perfect mix of humor and hellfire. 🔥 Great for food lovers, chefs, or anyone with a taste for puns. 🩸 Printed on soft, high-quality cotton — looks killer in black. 🥚 “I Like ’Em Deviled” — because boring eggs are a sin.
Description: 🍔👑 Bow down to the beef overlord. Burger Royalty is here to flame-grill the throne and rule your world with melty cheese, pixel glitches, and a crown of gold. This furious burger isn’t here to be eaten — it’s here to dominate. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Wimsical. This loud, glitchy, and flame-licked design is perfect for lovers of absurd food humor, pixel-core chaos, and anyone who’s ever stared at a cheeseburger and thought, “This thing could totally stage a coup.” Rule the grill. Rule the street. All hail the burger king. Great For: Fast food cultists Glitchcore fans Streetwear gremlins People who respect the grind (and the grill) Flame-grilled egos
Description: 🔥 This devil doesn’t just live in hell — he laughs in it. Introducing Smile from the Fire, a glitched-out, retro-horror demon face with pixel eyes and a grin so wide it’ll haunt your dreams. With flames, distortion, and chaotic charm, this infernal icon brings vintage cartoon energy to modern-day madness. Perfect for fans of horrorcore aesthetics, digital chaos, retro villains, and things that say, "I'm fine, everything’s burning.” Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Wimsical. Get this and watch the normies flinch. Great For: Techno-occultists Glitchcore weirdos Retro devil fans Halloween every-dayers People who grin through chaos
Description: Not that kind of swinger… or maybe exactly that. This unnervingly cute design features a wide-eyed retro cartoon girl mid-swing, with an oversized grin that says she knows something you don’t. Is it innocent playground fun or a coded invitation to chaos? We’ll let the smirk do the talking. The Swinger design rides the line between adorable and alarming, nostalgic and deranged — perfect for lovers of weird humor, retro horror-core, or shirts that make people double-take in public. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. Great For: Cult movie lovers Dark humor collectors Vintage-core weirdos Playground outlaws People who thrive on the awkward silence after the punchline
Description: Straight from the twisted kitchen of your nightmares comes this “Quality Dutch Ovens” — where innocence meets gas-powered chaos. Featuring a wide-eyed retro girl, a cursed-looking Dutch oven, flaming forest smoke, and an unsettling sun with a smile that knows too much. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. It’s equal parts vintage cookbook and cult horror flyer. Perfect for fans of dark humor, offbeat horrorcore, ironic culinary designs, and that WTF did I just see? energy. Watch people either laugh, squint, or slowly walk away.
Description: Bold. Armed. Questionably named. This Dirty Sanchez features a vintage-style Mexican revolutionary bandit locked and loaded with crossed arms, bullet belts, and the kind of stare that says, “You don’t wanna ask.” Whether you have it for laughs, edge, or legend, this delivers classic outlaw vibes with a smirk. Vintage western grit, bold inked lines, and enough attitude to make even your grandma squint and say “...what?” Perfect for troublemakers, meme lords, and everyone walking that thin line between hilarious and offensive. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts.
Description: Two in the pink, one in the—well, you know the rest. 😏 This The Shocker design brings back the legendary hand gesture with bold retro style and a thick layer of unapologetic attitude. Clean lines, vintage tones, and a wink of bad taste make this one an instant favorite for those who thrive on side-eyes and uncomfortable laughs. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. Whether you're making people laugh, cringe, or both at once, this design does the heavy lifting so you don't have to say a word. It's not subtle. It’s not classy. It’s just... shocking. Great For: Fans of dirty jokes and classic innuendo People with no filter and proud of it Wild nights, bar crawls, and bachelor parties
Description: Welcome to the Rusty Trombone Truck Stop & Diner — where the coffee’s strong, the humor’s questionable, and the service comes with a side of innuendo. This bold retro-style design features a brass trombone and the tagline: “Stuff your face while you pump!” Subtle? Absolutely not. Hilarious? Always. Perfect for lovers of crude jokes, dirty diner humor, brass band puns, and anyone who knows exactly what this means (and still wears it in public anyway). Serve up chaos at truck stops, band practice, or your next awkward family reunion. Great for: Music nerds with a dark side Fans of edgy vintage diner aesthetics Adult humor connoisseurs Road dogs, weirdos, and unapologetic pun-lovers
Description: This bold typographic design delivers the message loud and clear: “Relax Gringo, I’m Legal.” Whether you're making a statement, shutting down assumptions, or just wearing your attitude with a wink, this gets the job done with retro lettering and undeniable swagger. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. Perfect for those who love humor with bite, cultural commentary, or just want to drop jaws without saying a word.
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Description: Bigfoot is busted! This Bigfoot Is A Phony design by Cosmo Gazoo For Wimsical blends glitchcore streetwear with cryptid humor. Featuring Bigfoot in a bold Hawaiian shirt and neon glitch sunglasses, it’s the ultimate design for skeptics, believers, and anyone who loves weird, underground designs. Take it to cryptid conventions, parties, or just to stir up campfire debates.
Description: Step right into the future of fake science with this parody MedBed design. Featuring a retro-futuristic hospital bed beamed up by a UFO, bold glitch text, and the tagline “Guaranteed to Cure Common Sense.” This shirt pokes fun at conspiracy culture, alien tech myths, and late-night pseudoscience promises. Perfect for skeptics, satirists, and anyone who wants to flaunt their disbelief in style. User it as a conversation starter, gift it to your most conspiracy-obsessed friend, or rock it ironically as streetwear. Either way, it’s alien-approved.
Description: This design is pure rock-and-roll mystique, blending the dark aesthetics of a cult ritual with the energy of a live concert. At the center, a mysterious hooded figure strums an electric guitar in front of a vintage microphone, eyes glowing with hypnotic intensity. Flanked by towering speakers, the scene is surrounded by melting candles perched on eerie skulls, creating an altar of sound and shadow. The bold text “CULT MUSIC” crowns the design, with fiery, gradient lettering that commands attention. Perfect for those who live for underground vibes, dark aesthetics, and the power of music that feels almost… otherworldly.
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Description: Step into another dimension with this "PSYCHONAUT" design—crafted for explorers of the mind and seekerrs of the surreal. Featuring bold, wavy typography in a retro, psychedelic style, this design radiates a trippy, free-spirited vibe perfect for adventurers who embrace the unknown.
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Description: This edgy design gives a rebellious twist to movie-night snacks with a popcorn container labeled "ROCK CORN"—but instead of fluffy kernels, it’s filled with skulls. A few skulls spill out of the container, with some scattered on the ground, adding to the macabre vibe. The bold design and gritty details make it perfect for those who love a rock 'n' roll attitude mixed with a dark sense of humor. This isn't your ordinary popcorn—it's a statement for those who crave a little edge with their style.
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Description: This tongue-in-cheek design takes a playful jab at conspiracy culture with a well-dressed "reptilian overlord" front and center. Dressed in a sharp suit and tie, the anthropomorphic lizard gives off serious "secret society" vibes, standing confidently against a globe-like background that hints at global control. Below, the bold text, "Support Your Local Reptilian Overlord," adds an extra layer of humor, making it clear this design is all about embracing the absurd. Perfect for those who appreciate a mix of satire, sci-fi conspiracies, and offbeat humor in their wardrobe.
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Description: This bold design declares, "I'm No Sheep," making a statement of individuality and independence. At its center is an illustration of a sheep’s face with piercing red eyes, crossed out by a striking red circle and slash, symbolizing defiance against conformity.
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Description: This design captures the spirit of modern-day absurdity with a bold, retro-style announcement: "REALITY HAS BEEN CANCELED." Set against a dramatic comic-book-style explosion background, the oversized text pops with a vintage flair, almost as if it's declaring a breaking news flash from another dimension.
Description: This design is a bold and futuristic tribute to the merging of humanity and technology. At its center is a stylized, open hand with intricate line details and making a nod with six fingers to the imperfection in AI art. Embedded in the palm is a microchip labeled "AI," symbolizing the powerful intersection of artificial intelligence and human innovation. The vibrant teal background adds a modern pop of color, highlighting the fusion of classic and tech-inspired art styles. Perfect for AI enthusiasts, techies, or anyone fascinated by the future of human-computer interaction, this design makes a statement about our evolving relationship with technology.
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Description: This design exudes intense, gritty energy with its bold depiction of a gun-wielding priest in a classic Western style. The character, dressed in a clerical collar and dark sunglasses, wears a wide-brimmed hat and a long coat, blending elements of religious iconography with a tough, gunslinger aesthetic. His expression is fierce, mouth open in a shout, as he points a revolver directly at the viewer, creating a sense of raw, unapologetic power. The text beneath the image reads "ULTRA-VIOLENT WESTERN ENTHUSIAST" in large, bold letters, capturing the spirit of someone who appreciates the darker, more intense side of the Western genre. This design is perfect for fans of stylized violence, Western films, and striking, rebellious artwork
Description: This mystical design depicts a cup of freshly brewed coffee against a brooding night sky backdrop. Behind it, the night sky with a prominent full moon casting an eerie glow. The slogan "The Original Black Magic" is etched above in a ceremonial font, alluding to the mystical aura surrounding the world's most beloved brew. The combination of the ominous night sky and the steaming coffee cup hint at an otherworldly nature. For occult aficionados, it captures coffee's rich history and its connections to spirituality across cultures.
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