Kids T-Shirts

Description: This little mushroom is the fun guy everyone wants at the party. Featuring a happy dancing mushroom with a disco ball, this retro-style design is perfect for those who know how to boogie down with nature. Whether you're into psychedelics, fungi, festivals, or just love a good pun, this brings the vintage vibes with a cheeky twist. Great for raves, mushroom lovers, plant nerds, party animals, and anyone who thinks the forest floor should have a dance floor. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Couch Stains, because obviously.

Description: Two little devils, one hell of a workout. This twisted fitness parody features a pair of grinning demons hitting the treadmills like it’s leg day in the underworld. Equal parts motivational and unholy, Exercise Your Demons is the perfect shirt for gym rats, goths, and anyone whose therapy plan includes cardio and chaos. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo For Crack Smoking Shirts. Sweat out your sins, summon some endorphins, and maybe scare a few people at Planet Fitness while you’re at it. 💀 Great For: Gym freaks with dark humor Metalheads who lift Demonic personal trainers Occult fitness enthusiasts Anyone exorcising (or exercising) something

Description: Sinister, sassy, and impossible to ignore—this devilish design puts a fiery twist on classic propaganda posters. Featuring a grinning demon with slicked-back hair and horns to match, he's pointing straight at you... with one hell of a message. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. Whether you're into dark humor, gothic vibes, or just want to trigger your coworkers, this is a scorched-earth conversation starter.

Description: Take a deep breath and just chill. This retro-style design features a purple frog flashing the peace sign and holding a bong, surrounded by bold ’70s lettering and mellow vibes. Perfect for relaxed souls, stoner spirits, or anyone who believes in taking life one puff at a time. 🐸 Vintage cartoon style with groovy colors. 🌿 Great for chill days, festivals, or laid-back hangouts. 😎 Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for TeeCraze — because calm looks cooler in purple.

Description: For the people who love making plans... just to cancel them later. This Planning To Cancel Plans shirt features a grinning cartoon calendar holding a pencil, ready to erase your weekend commitments. Perfect for introverts, homebodies, and anyone who values peace and pajamas over social chaos. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for TeeCraze. 🗓️ Retro cartoon style with vintage distress. 💤 Great gift for antisocial friends, coworkers, or fellow cancelers.

Description: Show your mischievous side with the I’m The Stinker design — featuring a cheerful cartoon skunk with vintage comic vibes. Perfect for anyone who’s proud to be the lovable troublemaker of the bunch. Great for animal lovers, pranksters, and people with a sense of humor that’s just a little wild. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for TeeCraze. 💨 Bright retro colors and bold text pop 🐾 Perfect for parties, casual wear, or gifting to that “stinker” in your life.

Description: Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for TeeCraze. When life gives you eggs… make ’em deviled.This retro-style design features devil-horned deviled eggs with bold vintage lettering — perfect for anyone who takes their snacks a little sinful. Whether you’re a brunch fiend, BBQ legend, or kitchen troublemaker, this shirt brings the perfect mix of humor and hellfire. 🔥 Great for food lovers, chefs, or anyone with a taste for puns. 🩸 Printed on soft, high-quality cotton — looks killer in black. 🥚 “I Like ’Em Deviled” — because boring eggs are a sin.

Description: 🍔👑 Bow down to the beef overlord. Burger Royalty is here to flame-grill the throne and rule your world with melty cheese, pixel glitches, and a crown of gold. This furious burger isn’t here to be eaten — it’s here to dominate. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Wimsical. This loud, glitchy, and flame-licked design is perfect for lovers of absurd food humor, pixel-core chaos, and anyone who’s ever stared at a cheeseburger and thought, “This thing could totally stage a coup.” Rule the grill. Rule the street. All hail the burger king. Great For: Fast food cultists Glitchcore fans Streetwear gremlins People who respect the grind (and the grill) Flame-grilled egos

Description: 🔥 This devil doesn’t just live in hell — he laughs in it. Introducing Smile from the Fire, a glitched-out, retro-horror demon face with pixel eyes and a grin so wide it’ll haunt your dreams. With flames, distortion, and chaotic charm, this infernal icon brings vintage cartoon energy to modern-day madness. Perfect for fans of horrorcore aesthetics, digital chaos, retro villains, and things that say, "I'm fine, everything’s burning.” Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Wimsical. Get this and watch the normies flinch. Great For: Techno-occultists Glitchcore weirdos Retro devil fans Halloween every-dayers People who grin through chaos

Description: Not that kind of swinger… or maybe exactly that. This unnervingly cute design features a wide-eyed retro cartoon girl mid-swing, with an oversized grin that says she knows something you don’t. Is it innocent playground fun or a coded invitation to chaos? We’ll let the smirk do the talking. The Swinger design rides the line between adorable and alarming, nostalgic and deranged — perfect for lovers of weird humor, retro horror-core, or shirts that make people double-take in public. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. Great For: Cult movie lovers Dark humor collectors Vintage-core weirdos Playground outlaws People who thrive on the awkward silence after the punchline

Description: Straight from the twisted kitchen of your nightmares comes this “Quality Dutch Ovens” — where innocence meets gas-powered chaos. Featuring a wide-eyed retro girl, a cursed-looking Dutch oven, flaming forest smoke, and an unsettling sun with a smile that knows too much. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. It’s equal parts vintage cookbook and cult horror flyer. Perfect for fans of dark humor, offbeat horrorcore, ironic culinary designs, and that WTF did I just see? energy. Watch people either laugh, squint, or slowly walk away.

Description: This bold typographic design delivers the message loud and clear: “Relax Gringo, I’m Legal.” Whether you're making a statement, shutting down assumptions, or just wearing your attitude with a wink, this gets the job done with retro lettering and undeniable swagger. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. Perfect for those who love humor with bite, cultural commentary, or just want to drop jaws without saying a word.

Description: Spooky Season Skeleton designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Couch Stains. This playful design captures the fun and festive spirit of Halloween with a vintage twist. Front and center is a cheerful skeleton flashing peace signs, fully embracing the "Spooky Season." The skeleton is surrounded by flying bats, twinkling stars, and a bold orange backdrop that pops with classic Halloween vibes. The textured lettering and retro art style give it a nostalgic feel, perfect for anyone who loves the lighter, more fun side of the spooky season. Whether you're into haunted houses or pumpkin patches, this design brings a cool, laid-back attitude to all your Halloween celebrations!

Description: Bigfoot is busted! This Bigfoot Is A Phony design by Cosmo Gazoo For Wimsical blends glitchcore streetwear with cryptid humor. Featuring Bigfoot in a bold Hawaiian shirt and neon glitch sunglasses, it’s the ultimate design for skeptics, believers, and anyone who loves weird, underground designs. Take it to cryptid conventions, parties, or just to stir up campfire debates.

Description: Step right into the future of fake science with this parody MedBed design. Featuring a retro-futuristic hospital bed beamed up by a UFO, bold glitch text, and the tagline “Guaranteed to Cure Common Sense.” This shirt pokes fun at conspiracy culture, alien tech myths, and late-night pseudoscience promises. Perfect for skeptics, satirists, and anyone who wants to flaunt their disbelief in style. User it as a conversation starter, gift it to your most conspiracy-obsessed friend, or rock it ironically as streetwear. Either way, it’s alien-approved.

Description: Escape Debt Fake Your Death designed by Cosmo Gazoo. This hilariously dark design serves up some cheeky financial advice with a possum twist. Front and center is a wide-eyed, scruffy possum in its signature “playing dead” pose, paired with bold, retro-style text that reads "ESCAPE DEBT" and the punchline "FAKE YOUR DEATH" underneath. The contrast between the adorably scrappy critter and the tongue-in-cheek message creates a perfect storm of humor and satire. Ideal for those who appreciate a little absurdity in their wardrobe, this shirt is a fun way to make light of life’s financial woes. Whether you’re rocking it at casual hangouts or just embracing your love for offbeat humor, this design is sure to turn heads and spark

Description: This isn’t just a vibe — it’s a doctrine. Witness the sacred ceremony of the groove overlords as robed vinyl zealots worship the floating turntable in a glorious burst of cosmic wax and rainbow sound beams. Surrounded by stacked speakers and celestial soundwaves, their mission is clear: submit to the eternal spin. In full fluorescent glory, this design fuses 1970s acid-trip poster art with underground music cult propaganda. Whether you're a DJ, a disciple of the deep cut, or just into weird wearable art — this converts heads. Perfect for:Record hoarders, Psychedelic preachers, Noise cultists, Ravers who believe wax is holy Join the spin. Or be spun.

Description: I Support The Right To Arm Bears designed by Cosmo Gazoo. This bold and humorous design delivers a clever play on words with the phrase “I Support the Right to Arm Bears.” Front and center is a fierce yet comical bear, standing tall with an intense stare, a hat perched on its head, and clutching a detailed rifle. The sharp, clean illustration is packed with personality, while the bold lettering pops. Perfect for those who appreciate puns, edgy humor, or tongue-in-cheek statements, this shirt is a lighthearted conversation starter. Whether you’re a lover of wildlife, a fan of wordplay, or just someone with a rebellious streak, this design is guaranteed to turn heads and spark laughs wherever you go.

Description: Dam It designed by Cosmo Gazoo. This playful design brings humor and charm with an adorable, hardworking beaver front and center. Sporting a construction helmet and clutching a sturdy stick, the beaver grins proudly as it stands next to the bold, blocky text “DAM IT!” The clean illustration pops with cartoonish detail, giving this design a fun and lighthearted vibe. Perfect for anyone who loves puns, animals, or a clever take on frustration, this shirt blends wit and whimsy effortlessly. Whether you're a nature lover, a fan of wordplay, or just need a laugh, this design will have everyone chuckling—and saying “Dam right!”

Description: Kidney Thief designed by Cosmo Gazoo. This darkly humorous design is a blend of the eerie and the absurd. It features a retro-style illustration of a young girl in nurse attire, meticulously "operating" on a wide-eyed doll with a scalpel. The unsettling twist? The bold, jagged text above her reads "KIDNEY THIEF," turning innocent childhood play into a tongue-in-cheek commentary on dark humor. Perfect for fans of quirky, offbeat designs with a touch of irony, this shirt is an instant conversation starter. Whether you're embracing your love for creepy-cute aesthetics or just making a bold statement, this design will definitely leave an impression.

Description: This isn’t just a design—it’s a rallying cry for the absurd, a tip of the hat to those who laugh in the face of the impossible. Front and center, a flying pig glides effortlessly through a sky of cartoon clouds, wings spread wide, its smug little grin practically daring you to doubt. Beneath the airborne porker, the bold declaration “The Time Has Come” anchors the scene, equal parts prophetic and playful. This isn’t for the buttoned-up or the predictable. It’s for the dreamers, the jokers, the ones who know life’s too short not to imagine pigs soaring alongside your wildest ambitions.

Description: This design serves up a dark, satirical take on fast food culture, featuring a sinister clown with a familiar face holding an oversized burger filled with caricatured faces in place of the usual toppings. Above him, the bold, blunt message “FAST FOOD KILLS” drives home the point, blending shock with a touch of humor. The design plays on the all-too-familiar mascot of fast food, turning him from a friendly icon into something far more disturbing. Perfect for those who appreciate edgy commentary on consumer culture and aren’t afraid to make a bold statement.

Description: This design is pure rock-and-roll mystique, blending the dark aesthetics of a cult ritual with the energy of a live concert. At the center, a mysterious hooded figure strums an electric guitar in front of a vintage microphone, eyes glowing with hypnotic intensity. Flanked by towering speakers, the scene is surrounded by melting candles perched on eerie skulls, creating an altar of sound and shadow. The bold text “CULT MUSIC” crowns the design, with fiery, gradient lettering that commands attention. Perfect for those who live for underground vibes, dark aesthetics, and the power of music that feels almost… otherworldly.

Description: This design brings laid-back vibes with a cool, cartoon gator kicking back in an armchair, sunglasses on, hat tilted just right. The text “Later Gator” floats above, adding a playful farewell with a bit of swagger. The simple, monochromatic style keeps the focus on the gator’s chill expression and casual pose, making it perfect for anyone who knows how to keep it cool and take life one relaxed step at a time. Ideal for those who live by the motto: kick back, relax, and let the world go by—later, gator style.

Description: This edgy design gives a rebellious twist to movie-night snacks with a popcorn container labeled "ROCK CORN"—but instead of fluffy kernels, it’s filled with skulls. A few skulls spill out of the container, with some scattered on the ground, adding to the macabre vibe. The bold design and gritty details make it perfect for those who love a rock 'n' roll attitude mixed with a dark sense of humor. This isn't your ordinary popcorn—it's a statement for those who crave a little edge with their style.

Description: This tongue-in-cheek design takes a playful jab at conspiracy culture with a well-dressed "reptilian overlord" front and center. Dressed in a sharp suit and tie, the anthropomorphic lizard gives off serious "secret society" vibes, standing confidently against a globe-like background that hints at global control. Below, the bold text, "Support Your Local Reptilian Overlord," adds an extra layer of humor, making it clear this design is all about embracing the absurd. Perfect for those who appreciate a mix of satire, sci-fi conspiracies, and offbeat humor in their wardrobe.

Description: Here’s a hooded, masked figure—knife dripping in one hand, bowl of cereal in the other—taking the concept of “Cereal Killer” a little too literally. The letters are jagged, blood-spattered, setting the tone for this grim but darkly hilarious scene. Peer into the bowl, and you’ll spot tiny screaming faces, adding a disturbing yet absurd detail that pushes this design over the edge. It’s horror-meets-humor, perfect for anyone who appreciates a dose of the macabre with their morning routine. Not just for fans of horror, but for anyone who knows breakfast can be brutal.

Description: This playful t-shirt design features a cartoon cactus with a big grin, holding up a sign that reads, "Don't Touch Me." Dressed in a sombrero, this sassy cactus is surrounded by a retro desert landscape, with mountains and a sunset-striped sky that adds a pop of color. The design combines humor with a bit of attitude, capturing the "hands-off" vibe in a fun, lighthearted way. Perfect for those with a prickly sense of humor—or anyone who likes to keep their distance with a smile!

Description: This design takes the warm, fuzzy holiday nostalgia and flips it into something straight out of a dark comedy. Dead-eyed and deadly serious, Santa stares you down, a handgun aimed right at the heart of your festive cheer. The bold declaration “YOU’VE BEEN NAUGHTY” sits below, making it crystal clear: the big man’s had enough of your holiday nonsense. It’s the perfect blend of rebellion and gallows humor—a middle finger to the syrupy, Hallmark version of the season. Whether you’re crashing an ugly sweater party or just showing the world how you really feel about December’s chaos, this design isn’t here to spread cheer—it’s here to challenge it. Santa’s gone rogue, and he’s taking the naughty list with him.

Description: This bold design declares, "I'm No Sheep," making a statement of individuality and independence. At its center is an illustration of a sheep’s face with piercing red eyes, crossed out by a striking red circle and slash, symbolizing defiance against conformity.

Description: This design playfully proclaims, "I Am the Center of the Universe" in bold, eye-catching typography. Surrounding the text are whimsical illustrations of planets, stars, and orbit lines, creating a fun, cosmic vibe that matches the humor of the phrase. The bright yellow accents against a black background give the design a pop of energy, making it clear that this shirt is for those who embrace their inner confidence (or love a good laugh about their "main character" energy).

Description: This design captures the spirit of modern-day absurdity with a bold, retro-style announcement: "REALITY HAS BEEN CANCELED." Set against a dramatic comic-book-style explosion background, the oversized text pops with a vintage flair, almost as if it's declaring a breaking news flash from another dimension.

Description: This design brings together retro gaming nostalgia and sci-fi fun with an alien twist. It features a classic green alien sitting on a stool, fully immersed in an "Alien Invasion" arcade game. The alien, with its signature large black eyes and thin limbs, is focused as it grips the joystick, totally in the zone. The arcade cabinet, decked out in vibrant yellows and purples, has classic alien heads on the side panels and oozes 80s arcade vibes.

Description: This design captures an unlikely yet charming duo: an astronaut and an alien jogging side by side like they’re best buds in a cosmic 5K. The astronaut, fully geared up in a classic space suit labeled “SPACE 2030,” gives a thumbs-up as he keeps pace, while the alien, dressed casually in a t-shirt and shorts, flashes a peace sign with a relaxed smile.

Description: Alien Riding Dinosaur designed by Cosmo Gazoo. This design is a wild ride through time and space, featuring an alien astronaut riding a dinosaur like it's the most natural thing in the universe. The alien, with its classic oversized head and dark, enigmatic eyes, sports a vintage-style space suit and helmet, gripping the reins with a stoic determination.

Description: This design combines humor and party vibes with a witty tribute to beer lovers everywhere. Front and center are three beer bottles standing proudly behind a banner that reads, "A Moment of Silence for the Beers Who Died for This Bod." With a couple of red solo cups completing the scene, the design playfully honors all the beers sacrificed for those late-night hangouts and good times. The bold, comic-style art and clever text make this tee perfect for anyone who doesn’t take life—or their "beer bod"—too seriously. Ideal for parties, BBQs, or any occasion where the drinks are flowing and the laughs keep coming!