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Album: Teelective

MedBed Alien Health Technology – Guaranteed to Cure Common Sense T-Shirt

Description: Step right into the future of fake science with this parody MedBed design. Featuring a retro-futuristic hospital bed beamed up by a UFO, bold glitch text, and the tagline “Guaranteed to Cure Common Sense.” This shirt pokes fun at conspiracy culture, alien tech myths, and late-night pseudoscience promises. Perfect for skeptics, satirists, and anyone who wants to flaunt their disbelief in style. User it as a conversation starter, gift it to your most conspiracy-obsessed friend, or rock it ironically as streetwear. Either way, it’s alien-approved.

Tags: alien health technology, alien technology, conspiracy, conspiracy parody, conspiracy theory
I Support The Right To Arm Bears T-Shirt

Description: I Support The Right To Arm Bears designed by Cosmo Gazoo. This bold and humorous design delivers a clever play on words with the phrase “I Support the Right to Arm Bears.” Front and center is a fierce yet comical bear, standing tall with an intense stare, a hat perched on its head, and clutching a detailed rifle. The sharp, clean illustration is packed with personality, while the bold lettering pops. Perfect for those who appreciate puns, edgy humor, or tongue-in-cheek statements, this shirt is a lighthearted conversation starter. Whether you’re a lover of wildlife, a fan of wordplay, or just someone with a rebellious streak, this design is guaranteed to turn heads and spark laughs wherever you go.

Tags: 2nd amendment, bear, bear lover, bears, funny quote
I'm No Sheep T-Shirt

Description: This bold design declares, "I'm No Sheep," making a statement of individuality and independence. At its center is an illustration of a sheep’s face with piercing red eyes, crossed out by a striking red circle and slash, symbolizing defiance against conformity.

Tags: conspiracy, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theory, globalist
Reality Has Been Canceled T-Shirt

Description: This design captures the spirit of modern-day absurdity with a bold, retro-style announcement: "REALITY HAS BEEN CANCELED." Set against a dramatic comic-book-style explosion background, the oversized text pops with a vintage flair, almost as if it's declaring a breaking news flash from another dimension.

Tags: conciousness, dimension, dimensional, dimensions, meditation
Saving Time T-Shirt

Description: Lend a helping hand. Try saving some time once in a while.

Tags: lifesaver, life saver, saving time, funny, fun
Mona Lisa Self Portrait T-Shirt

Description: Mona Lisa looking in the mirror at Mona Lisa while painting Mona Lisa. Self portrait.

Tags: monalisa, selfie parody, mona lisa, mona, selfies
Stop Wait What Grammar T-Shirt

Description: Stop said the period. Wait said the comma. What said the question mark. For the grammar expert.

Tags: grammar quote, punctuation, grammar funny, grammar joke, spelling
Rubber Stamp Art Rocks T-Shirt

Description: Have you seen it. Rubber Stamp Art Rocks!

Tags: rubber stamp art, outsider art, stamp
Jockey Riding A Cat T-Shirt

Description: This jockey is leading the race on a purebred domestic house cat.

Tags: kitty, cat, racing, kitten, jockey
Bigfoot Bowling T-Shirt

Description: It's a good combo. Bigfoot and bowling.

Tags: squatch, bigfoot believer, bigfoot funny, bigfoot gift, sasquatch
Stoned Ape Theory T-Shirt

Description: Terence McKenna believed that psilocybin mushrooms were the "evolutionary catalyst" from which language, projective imagination, the arts, religion, philosophy, science, and all of human culture sprang. This is known as the stoned ape theory.

Tags: psilocybin, visionary, stoned, ape, psychedelia
Monkey On Space Rocket T-Shirt

Description: He is outta here. The monkey takes to space with a rocket.

Tags: chimpanzee, gorilla, ape, animal, monkeys
Bigfoot Magic Mushroom Odyssey T-Shirt

Description: It was an odyssey for sasquatch bigfoot to locate the magic mushroom.

Tags: mushrooms, mushroom, bigfoot funny, monster, squatch
You Continue To Read Them Right T-Shirt

Description: You Continue To Read Them Right

Tags: johnny depp, you continue to read them right
Mega Pint Brewing Company T-Shirt

Description: Mega Pint Brewing Company. Isn't happy hour anytime.

Tags: pirates of the caribbean, pirates of the carribean, captain jack sparrow, beer, drunk
Heresay Vineyards T-Shirt

Description: Heresay Vineyards. Home of the mega pint. Sparrow Islands Caribbean.

Tags: pirate, captain jack sparrow, mega pint, pirates of the carribean, wine
Heresay Muffin Company T-Shirt

Description: Heresay Muffin Company.Discounts given to husbands picking up for wives.

Tags: johnny depp, muffin, jack sparrow, pirates of the carribean, johnny depp trial
Heresay Bar And Grill T-Shirt

Description: Heresay Bar And Grill. Home f the mega pint. Isn't happy hour anytime?

Tags: happy hour, johnny depp trial, captain jack sparrow, mega pint, pirates of the caribbean
Flat Earth Is So One Dimensional T-Shirt

Description: Everyone knows the flat earth theory isn't true. How could it be true when the world is obviously cube shaped.

Tags: conspiracy, earth, earth flat, earth is flat, flat earther
Alien Magic Mushroom Dealer T-Shirt

Description: If you wanna buy some magic this is the guy. Not just any psilocybin mushroom dealer, this guy is the real deal.

Tags: aliens, extraterrestrial, magic, mushroom, mushrooms
I Wonder If The DMT Machine Elves Think About Me Too T-Shirt

Description: Antone who has met the DMT machine elves thinks about them often. One has to wonder if they think about you the same.

Tags: acid, ayahuasca, dmt molecule, festival, lsd
Wizard Cat T-Shirt

Description: cats have superior powers. Some cats are even wizards.

Tags: feline, kitten, kitty, yarn, cat
Spaced Out Mushroom Riding Alien T-Shirt

Description: Alien riding a magic mushroom.

Tags: psychedelic, extraterrestrial, mushrooms, mushroom, space
Dragon Arm Wrestling Wizard T-Shirt

Description: Rumble In The Dungeon. Dragon arm wrestling wizard.

Tags: dragon, wizardry, wizarding, arm wrestling, magical
Couch Potato T-Shirt

Description: The couch will turn you into a potato.

Tags: sofa, binge watch, lazy, binge watching, potatoes
Time To Bounce T-Shirt

Description: It's time to go when you see the bouncy castle.

Tags: castle, pun, bouncy, time to bounce, humor
Avocado Toast T-Shirt

Description: Guacamole deserves an avocado toast.

Tags: guacamole, avocados, avocado, fruit, avocado gift
Without Evidence There Is No Crime T-Shirt

Description: If you depose of the body you should be fine.

Tags: crime junkie, crime fighter, crime interest, true crime obsessed, crime
Dying For Pizza T-Shirt

Description: Pizza is to die for.

Tags: pizza is love, skeleton bones, pizza lover, pizza and chill, pizza addict
Nuclear Physics Is The Bomb T-Shirt

Description: Nuclear physics is the bomb. That is what it ease.

Tags: atomic, atom, physicist, nuclear physics student, science
Flying Squirrel Squadron T-Shirt

Description: Flying Squirrel Squadron defending the nuts.

Tags: squirrel, flying squirrels, sugar glider, squirrels, animal
Lawn Gnome And Gopher Karate Fight T-Shirt

Description: A lawn gnome and gopher having a karate fight over the front yard.

Tags: fight, martial arts, lawngnomes, gnomes, gnome
Retro Pinball Wizard T-Shirt

Description: This wizard can play some great pinball.

Tags: pinball machine, retro, pinball wizard, pinball game, pinballer
Mas Tacos T-Shirt

Description: More tacos is good for the taco enthusiast.

Tags: funny quote tacos, funny tacos sayings, tacos lover, funny tacos gift idea, funny tacos
Flower Power Marijuana Leaf T-Shirt

Description: Show you support for marijuana and cannabis.

Tags: cannabis, weed, marijuana leaf, 420 art, weed plant
Chicken Pot Pi T-Shirt

Description: Pi computes to chicken and pot.

Tags: chicken pot pie funny, cannabis, marijuana, 420 weed, medical marijuana

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