Album: Teelective

Description: Celebrate Halloween The Traditional Way.

Description: Make like a ghost and get sheet faced.

Description: Step right into the future of fake science with this parody MedBed design. Featuring a retro-futuristic hospital bed beamed up by a UFO, bold glitch text, and the tagline “Guaranteed to Cure Common Sense.” This shirt pokes fun at conspiracy culture, alien tech myths, and late-night pseudoscience promises. Perfect for skeptics, satirists, and anyone who wants to flaunt their disbelief in style. User it as a conversation starter, gift it to your most conspiracy-obsessed friend, or rock it ironically as streetwear. Either way, it’s alien-approved.

Description: I Support The Right To Arm Bears designed by Cosmo Gazoo. This bold and humorous design delivers a clever play on words with the phrase “I Support the Right to Arm Bears.” Front and center is a fierce yet comical bear, standing tall with an intense stare, a hat perched on its head, and clutching a detailed rifle. The sharp, clean illustration is packed with personality, while the bold lettering pops. Perfect for those who appreciate puns, edgy humor, or tongue-in-cheek statements, this shirt is a lighthearted conversation starter. Whether you’re a lover of wildlife, a fan of wordplay, or just someone with a rebellious streak, this design is guaranteed to turn heads and spark laughs wherever you go.

Description: Dam It designed by Cosmo Gazoo. This playful design brings humor and charm with an adorable, hardworking beaver front and center. Sporting a construction helmet and clutching a sturdy stick, the beaver grins proudly as it stands next to the bold, blocky text “DAM IT!” The clean illustration pops with cartoonish detail, giving this design a fun and lighthearted vibe. Perfect for anyone who loves puns, animals, or a clever take on frustration, this shirt blends wit and whimsy effortlessly. Whether you're a nature lover, a fan of wordplay, or just need a laugh, this design will have everyone chuckling—and saying “Dam right!”

Description: Kidney Thief designed by Cosmo Gazoo. This darkly humorous design is a blend of the eerie and the absurd. It features a retro-style illustration of a young girl in nurse attire, meticulously "operating" on a wide-eyed doll with a scalpel. The unsettling twist? The bold, jagged text above her reads "KIDNEY THIEF," turning innocent childhood play into a tongue-in-cheek commentary on dark humor. Perfect for fans of quirky, offbeat designs with a touch of irony, this shirt is an instant conversation starter. Whether you're embracing your love for creepy-cute aesthetics or just making a bold statement, this design will definitely leave an impression.

Description: This isn’t just a design—it’s a rallying cry for the absurd, a tip of the hat to those who laugh in the face of the impossible. Front and center, a flying pig glides effortlessly through a sky of cartoon clouds, wings spread wide, its smug little grin practically daring you to doubt. Beneath the airborne porker, the bold declaration “The Time Has Come” anchors the scene, equal parts prophetic and playful. This isn’t for the buttoned-up or the predictable. It’s for the dreamers, the jokers, the ones who know life’s too short not to imagine pigs soaring alongside your wildest ambitions.

Description: This design brings laid-back vibes with a cool, cartoon gator kicking back in an armchair, sunglasses on, hat tilted just right. The text “Later Gator” floats above, adding a playful farewell with a bit of swagger. The simple, monochromatic style keeps the focus on the gator’s chill expression and casual pose, making it perfect for anyone who knows how to keep it cool and take life one relaxed step at a time. Ideal for those who live by the motto: kick back, relax, and let the world go by—later, gator style.

Description: This playful t-shirt design features a cartoon cactus with a big grin, holding up a sign that reads, "Don't Touch Me." Dressed in a sombrero, this sassy cactus is surrounded by a retro desert landscape, with mountains and a sunset-striped sky that adds a pop of color. The design combines humor with a bit of attitude, capturing the "hands-off" vibe in a fun, lighthearted way. Perfect for those with a prickly sense of humor—or anyone who likes to keep their distance with a smile!

Description: This bold design declares, "I'm No Sheep," making a statement of individuality and independence. At its center is an illustration of a sheep’s face with piercing red eyes, crossed out by a striking red circle and slash, symbolizing defiance against conformity.

Description: This design captures the spirit of modern-day absurdity with a bold, retro-style announcement: "REALITY HAS BEEN CANCELED." Set against a dramatic comic-book-style explosion background, the oversized text pops with a vintage flair, almost as if it's declaring a breaking news flash from another dimension.

Description: Lend a helping hand. Try saving some time once in a while.

Description: Mona Lisa looking in the mirror at Mona Lisa while painting Mona Lisa. Self portrait.

Description: Stop said the period. Wait said the comma. What said the question mark. For the grammar expert.

Description: Have you seen it. Rubber Stamp Art Rocks!

Description: This jockey is leading the race on a purebred domestic house cat.

Description: It's a good combo. Bigfoot and bowling.

Description: Terence McKenna believed that psilocybin mushrooms were the "evolutionary catalyst" from which language, projective imagination, the arts, religion, philosophy, science, and all of human culture sprang. This is known as the stoned ape theory.

Description: He is outta here. The monkey takes to space with a rocket.

Description: It was an odyssey for sasquatch bigfoot to locate the magic mushroom.

Description: You Continue To Read Them Right

Description: Mega Pint Brewing Company. Isn't happy hour anytime.

Description: Heresay Vineyards. Home of the mega pint. Sparrow Islands Caribbean.

Description: Heresay Muffin Company.Discounts given to husbands picking up for wives.

Description: Heresay Bar And Grill. Home f the mega pint. Isn't happy hour anytime?

Description: Everyone knows the flat earth theory isn't true. How could it be true when the world is obviously cube shaped.

Description: If you wanna buy some magic this is the guy. Not just any psilocybin mushroom dealer, this guy is the real deal.

Description: Antone who has met the DMT machine elves thinks about them often. One has to wonder if they think about you the same.

Description: cats have superior powers. Some cats are even wizards.

Description: Alien riding a magic mushroom.

Description: Rumble In The Dungeon. Dragon arm wrestling wizard.

Description: A common THC ceremony when partaking in cannabis and marijuana.

Description: The couch will turn you into a potato.

Description: It's time to go when you see the bouncy castle.

Description: Guacamole deserves an avocado toast.

Description: If you depose of the body you should be fine.