Shorts

Description: This bold typographic design delivers the message loud and clear: “Relax Gringo, I’m Legal.” Whether you're making a statement, shutting down assumptions, or just wearing your attitude with a wink, this gets the job done with retro lettering and undeniable swagger. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. Perfect for those who love humor with bite, cultural commentary, or just want to drop jaws without saying a word.

Description: Bigfoot is busted! This Bigfoot Is A Phony design by Cosmo Gazoo For Wimsical blends glitchcore streetwear with cryptid humor. Featuring Bigfoot in a bold Hawaiian shirt and neon glitch sunglasses, it’s the ultimate design for skeptics, believers, and anyone who loves weird, underground designs. Take it to cryptid conventions, parties, or just to stir up campfire debates.

Description: Step right into the future of fake science with this parody MedBed design. Featuring a retro-futuristic hospital bed beamed up by a UFO, bold glitch text, and the tagline “Guaranteed to Cure Common Sense.” This shirt pokes fun at conspiracy culture, alien tech myths, and late-night pseudoscience promises. Perfect for skeptics, satirists, and anyone who wants to flaunt their disbelief in style. User it as a conversation starter, gift it to your most conspiracy-obsessed friend, or rock it ironically as streetwear. Either way, it’s alien-approved.

Description: This design is pure rock-and-roll mystique, blending the dark aesthetics of a cult ritual with the energy of a live concert. At the center, a mysterious hooded figure strums an electric guitar in front of a vintage microphone, eyes glowing with hypnotic intensity. Flanked by towering speakers, the scene is surrounded by melting candles perched on eerie skulls, creating an altar of sound and shadow. The bold text “CULT MUSIC” crowns the design, with fiery, gradient lettering that commands attention. Perfect for those who live for underground vibes, dark aesthetics, and the power of music that feels almost… otherworldly.

Description: Step into another dimension with this "PSYCHONAUT" design—crafted for explorers of the mind and seekerrs of the surreal. Featuring bold, wavy typography in a retro, psychedelic style, this design radiates a trippy, free-spirited vibe perfect for adventurers who embrace the unknown.

Description: This edgy design gives a rebellious twist to movie-night snacks with a popcorn container labeled "ROCK CORN"—but instead of fluffy kernels, it’s filled with skulls. A few skulls spill out of the container, with some scattered on the ground, adding to the macabre vibe. The bold design and gritty details make it perfect for those who love a rock 'n' roll attitude mixed with a dark sense of humor. This isn't your ordinary popcorn—it's a statement for those who crave a little edge with their style.

Description: This tongue-in-cheek design takes a playful jab at conspiracy culture with a well-dressed "reptilian overlord" front and center. Dressed in a sharp suit and tie, the anthropomorphic lizard gives off serious "secret society" vibes, standing confidently against a globe-like background that hints at global control. Below, the bold text, "Support Your Local Reptilian Overlord," adds an extra layer of humor, making it clear this design is all about embracing the absurd. Perfect for those who appreciate a mix of satire, sci-fi conspiracies, and offbeat humor in their wardrobe.

Description: This bold design declares, "I'm No Sheep," making a statement of individuality and independence. At its center is an illustration of a sheep’s face with piercing red eyes, crossed out by a striking red circle and slash, symbolizing defiance against conformity.

Description: This design captures the spirit of modern-day absurdity with a bold, retro-style announcement: "REALITY HAS BEEN CANCELED." Set against a dramatic comic-book-style explosion background, the oversized text pops with a vintage flair, almost as if it's declaring a breaking news flash from another dimension.

Description: This design is a bold and futuristic tribute to the merging of humanity and technology. At its center is a stylized, open hand with intricate line details and making a nod with six fingers to the imperfection in AI art. Embedded in the palm is a microchip labeled "AI," symbolizing the powerful intersection of artificial intelligence and human innovation. The vibrant teal background adds a modern pop of color, highlighting the fusion of classic and tech-inspired art styles. Perfect for AI enthusiasts, techies, or anyone fascinated by the future of human-computer interaction, this design makes a statement about our evolving relationship with technology.

Description: This design exudes intense, gritty energy with its bold depiction of a gun-wielding priest in a classic Western style. The character, dressed in a clerical collar and dark sunglasses, wears a wide-brimmed hat and a long coat, blending elements of religious iconography with a tough, gunslinger aesthetic. His expression is fierce, mouth open in a shout, as he points a revolver directly at the viewer, creating a sense of raw, unapologetic power. The text beneath the image reads "ULTRA-VIOLENT WESTERN ENTHUSIAST" in large, bold letters, capturing the spirit of someone who appreciates the darker, more intense side of the Western genre. This design is perfect for fans of stylized violence, Western films, and striking, rebellious artwork

Description: This mystical design depicts a cup of freshly brewed coffee against a brooding night sky backdrop. Behind it, the night sky with a prominent full moon casting an eerie glow. The slogan "The Original Black Magic" is etched above in a ceremonial font, alluding to the mystical aura surrounding the world's most beloved brew. The combination of the ominous night sky and the steaming coffee cup hint at an otherworldly nature. For occult aficionados, it captures coffee's rich history and its connections to spirituality across cultures.

Description: Mona Lisa looking in the mirror at Mona Lisa while painting Mona Lisa. Self portrait.

Description: Stop said the period. Wait said the comma. What said the question mark. For the grammar expert.

Description: Have you seen it. Rubber Stamp Art Rocks!

Description: This jockey is leading the race on a purebred domestic house cat.

Description: It's a good combo. Bigfoot and bowling.

Description: Terence McKenna believed that psilocybin mushrooms were the "evolutionary catalyst" from which language, projective imagination, the arts, religion, philosophy, science, and all of human culture sprang. This is known as the stoned ape theory.

Description: He is outta here. The monkey takes to space with a rocket.

Description: It was an odyssey for sasquatch bigfoot to locate the magic mushroom.

Description: You Continue To Read Them Right

Description: Mega Pint Brewing Company. Isn't happy hour anytime.

Description: Heresay Vineyards. Home of the mega pint. Sparrow Islands Caribbean.

Description: Heresay Muffin Company.Discounts given to husbands picking up for wives.

Description: Everyone knows the flat earth theory isn't true. How could it be true when the world is obviously cube shaped.

Description: If you wanna buy some magic this is the guy. Not just any psilocybin mushroom dealer, this guy is the real deal.

Description: Antone who has met the DMT machine elves thinks about them often. One has to wonder if they think about you the same.

Description: cats have superior powers. Some cats are even wizards.

Description: Alien riding a magic mushroom.

Description: Rumble In The Dungeon. Dragon arm wrestling wizard.

Description: The couch will turn you into a potato.

Description: It's time to go when you see the bouncy castle.

Description: Guacamole deserves an avocado toast.

Description: If you depose of the body you should be fine.

Description: Pizza is to die for.

Description: Nuclear physics is the bomb. That is what it ease.