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Gruesome Newsom Vampire Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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Sink your teeth into satire with this Gruesome Newsome vampire design! Featuring a bloodthirsty caricature of California’s own Gavin Newsom reimagined as a classic horror villain, this is perfect for political dissidents, freedom fiends, or anyone who thinks things are getting a little too... fangy in the Golden State. Sharp, bold, and sure to stir the pot—whether you’re storming the statehouse or just the snack table.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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