Description: Some parents have scrapbooks. Some have baby books. You? You have tequila — and a very long story. This features a retro-style tequila bottle and shot glasses with the brutally honest punchline every exhausted parent secretly understands. Perfect for moms, dads, weekend drinkers, child-free friends who want to tease their buddies, or anyone who likes their humor served with salt and lime. Bold. Sarcastic. Too real. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Drinking Humor. Perfect for the bar. Perfect for family gatherings if you’re brave.
Description: Some people need therapy. Some people need meditation. You? You just need your Emotional Support Beer. This retro-style design features a smiling beer can with angel wings and a halo, glowing like the divine beverage it is. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Drinking Humor. Perfect for drinkers who cope with humor, weekend warriors, brewery regulars, and anyone who’s ever whispered “you’re the only one who understands me” to a cold can. Vintage sunset. Distressed look. Saintly vibes. Perfect for the bar or on days when life needs… emotional refreshment.
Description: The Grim Reaper finally clocked out… and cracked open a cold one. Features a cartoon reaper who looks way too happy to be holding a frosty mug. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Deinking Humor. Perfect for drinkers who laugh in the face of doom, bartenders who’ve seen too much, or anyone who likes their humor dark and their beer light (or the other way around). Retro mascot style. Cozy creep vibes. A little spooky, a little stupid — exactly the right mix. Perfect for the bar. The brewery. When you’re reaping the fridge at 2 a.m.
Description: Some days you’re a Beer Can. Some days you’re a Beer Can’t. This says it all — with a happy little can giving a thumbs-up like life hasn’t crushed him into aluminum scrap yet. Perfect for bar crawls, backyard rebels, sarcastic drinkers, and anyone who wants to announce their emotional stability level using beverages as metaphors. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo For Deinking Humor. Printed in a bold retro style with that classic vintage-cartoon mascot energy. Perfect for the brewery, the cookout, when you can… or when you absolutely can’t.
Description: This design combines humor and party vibes with a witty tribute to beer lovers everywhere. Front and center are three beer bottles standing proudly behind a banner that reads, "A Moment of Silence for the Beers Who Died for This Bod." With a couple of red solo cups completing the scene, the design playfully honors all the beers sacrificed for those late-night hangouts and good times. The bold, comic-style art and clever text make this tee perfect for anyone who doesn’t take life—or their "beer bod"—too seriously. Ideal for parties, BBQs, or any occasion where the drinks are flowing and the laughs keep coming!
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