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Description: Serve up some sass with a side of cheddar. This bold and cheeky design by Cosmo Gazoo for TeeCraze features a deliciously detailed sandwich stacked with fresh lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and cheese—layered under the ultimate phrase: BITE ME. Whether you're an unapologetic introvert, sarcastic snacker, or just want to wear your mood on your chest, this retro-style food design dishes out flavor with attitude. Perfect for food lovers, humor fans, or anyone who enjoys a mouthful of irony. Great for cooks, chefs, food truck operators, or that one friend who always threatens to bite people.

Description: Take a trip with this groovy little gnome who’s deep in the spore-core zone. Rocking pixelated shades and perched on a giant magic mushroom, he’s broadcasting good vibes and glitchy transmissions from the underground mycelium matrix. Perfect for lovers of psychedelia, glitch art, and forest-freak vibes. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Wimsical. Whether you're shroom-curious or just gnome-happy, this design brings maximum whimsy to any fit.

Description: Fall into the VOID. This striking design by Cosmo Gazoo for Wimsical features a winged skull gripping a broken digital heart, wrapped in a pixelated banner that simply states the truth: VOID. With glitchy, vaporwave-style distortion and underground tattoo aesthetics, it’s a perfect piece for heartbreakers, hopeless romantics, and everyone navigating the chaos of modern love. Whether you're emo, punk, alt, or just done pretending you're okay—this one's for you.

Description: This isn’t just a stoner design—it’s an encrypted broadcast from the psychoactive frontier. Our Glitch Nug is grinning with pixelated mayhem and dripping with digital defiance, lit up with hidden symbols from the back alleys of the algorithm. He’s baked. He’s booted. And he’s ready to upload a vibe straight into your bloodstream. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Wimsical. Whether you’re a chill cyberpunk, ganja geek, or just here to make the normies squint—you’ll want this when the smoke clears. Part retro cartoon, part cyber-cult mascot, all attitude.

Description: Saddle up, space cowboy. This vintage Western-meets-sci-fi mashup throws a lasso around the cosmos and drags the unknown straight into the desert dusk. A lone rider on horseback stares down an enormous UFO hovering above the rugged mesa landscape — cactus, dust, and all. The artwork's retro woodcut style captures the eerie calm of a first contact that’s both cinematic and strange as hell. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Couch Stains. Perfect for lovers of extraterrestrial legends, weird Americana, and the kind of quiet rebellion that hums louder than a six-shooter. Whether you're blazing trails or just alien-spotting from your porch, this shirt is a must-have for the intergalactic outlaw in all of us.

Description: Pull up a blanket and pour the wine… while the world explodes behind you. This darkly whimsical design captures a calm, vintage couple enjoying a serene picnic as a massive nuclear blast blooms on the horizon. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Couch Stains. Rendered in classic woodcut-style linework, it mashes up 1950s suburban Americana with atomic-age anxiety. It’s romance. It’s satire. It’s doom with a smile. Perfect for fans of retro horror, Cold War aesthetics, apocalyptic humor, or anyone who’s ever said “I love you” with one eye on the end times.

Description: This snarling, wide-eyed cyber-kitty is part house pet, part data demon. Glitching through the matrix with raw feline rage, this cat’s not here to cuddle—it’s here to corrupt. A perfect mashup of analog cartoon style and pixelated digital chaos, this is built for lovers of cyberpunk, retro tech horror, and the kind of cats that bite without warning. One eye on you, one eye in the firewall.

Description: Trip balls, melt faces. This glitchy, high-octane shroom skull design looks like it crawled out of a 16-bit fever dream. A flaming psychedelic mushroom erupts from the cranium of a wide-eyed skeleton, pupils pixelated with cosmic chaos. Perfect for ravers, psychonauts, doomers, and anyone who sees the code in the chaos. The retro halftones and fire vibes give it that underground poster-art feel—like something you'd see stapled to a telephone pole outside a warehouse party you definitely shouldn't have survived.

Description: Sink your teeth into satire with this Gruesome Newsome vampire design! Featuring a bloodthirsty caricature of California’s own Gavin Newsom reimagined as a classic horror villain, this is perfect for political dissidents, freedom fiends, or anyone who thinks things are getting a little too... fangy in the Golden State. Sharp, bold, and sure to stir the pot—whether you’re storming the statehouse or just the snack table.

Description: Heavy lies the crown—but not for this guy. Our “I’m Not a King” design features a bold, satirical portrait of Donald Trump rocking a royal crown and bright red lipstick, paired with the defiant phrase, “I’M NOT A KING.” Whether you’re making a political statement or just love some chaotic comedy, this hits hard. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. Perfect for protestors, meme lords, political junkies, and anyone who believes democracy shouldn’t come with a monarchy side quest. It’s edgy, bold, and just absurd enough to get side-eyes and smirks in every room you walk into.

Description: This bold orange jack-o’-lantern is here to party! “Let’s Get Smashed” isn’t just a Halloween pun—it’s a full-on pumpkin-powered declaration. Perfect for spooky season ragers, bar crawls, costume parties, or just carving out some chaos. Whether you’re dressed up, blacked out, or pumpkin-spiced into oblivion—this is your seasonal spirit animal. Rock it drunk, rock it sober, just don’t forget the candy (or the whiskey).

Description: Welcome to your worst craving. This disturbing and delicious design features a nightmare-inducing clown gleefully gripping a massive burger… stuffed with terrified human faces. It’s part social commentary, part slasher flick, and 100% eye-catching. Whether you’re anti-corporate, horror-obsessed, or just have a twisted sense of humor, this one’s cooked medium-rare with a side of psychological fries. Use it to freak out your local drive-thru, punk your vegan friends, or start a conversation about the meat industry that no one will forget. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts.

Description: This bunny's been through the matrix and back—glitched out, jacked in, and staring into your soul with its cybernetic third eye. Crashloop Cottontail is what happens when your childhood mascot takes acid, rewires its brain, and becomes a digital deity of chaos. This design by Cosmo Gazoo for Wimsical blends retro vaporwave with neon glitchcore, perfect for those who don’t do “cute” without a side of madness. A meltdown from the edge of the metaverse. Great for fans of psychedelic vibes, digital decay, AI nightmares, Gazoocore and bunnies that bite back.

Description: Two little devils, one hell of a workout. This twisted fitness parody features a pair of grinning demons hitting the treadmills like it’s leg day in the underworld. Equal parts motivational and unholy, Exercise Your Demons is the perfect shirt for gym rats, goths, and anyone whose therapy plan includes cardio and chaos. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo For Crack Smoking Shirts. Sweat out your sins, summon some endorphins, and maybe scare a few people at Planet Fitness while you’re at it. 💀 Great For: Gym freaks with dark humor Metalheads who lift Demonic personal trainers Occult fitness enthusiasts Anyone exorcising (or exercising) something

Description: Lick it and blast off. This retro-style graphic tfeatures a wide-eyed kid gleefully holding a toad—tongue out and ready for takeoff—beneath bold "5-MEO-DMT" text with a warped rainbow trail. Inspired by old-school comics and underground trip culture, this shirt is a wink and a nod to the psychonauts who know what's really going down in the desert. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. Perfect for festival weirdos, spiritual rebels, or anyone who’s ever questioned reality and wanted to high-five a cosmic frog.

Description: Sinister, sassy, and impossible to ignore—this devilish design puts a fiery twist on classic propaganda posters. Featuring a grinning demon with slicked-back hair and horns to match, he's pointing straight at you... with one hell of a message. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. Whether you're into dark humor, gothic vibes, or just want to trigger your coworkers, this is a scorched-earth conversation starter.

Description: He’s not making science fair volcanoes — he’s cooking up problems. Meet the Drug Designer, a wild-eyed retro lab kid whipping up who-knows-what in a cartoon chemistry lab straight out of a pharmaceutical fever dream. With beakers bubbling, powders piling, and a grin that screams “unlicensed genius,” this design blends vintage comic style with a dash of forbidden knowledge. Perfect for science rebels, chemistry majors with a dark side, or anyone who’s ever read a Vice article at 3am and thought, “Yeah, I could probably synth that.” Whether you’re into dark humor, ironic education tees, or just want people to back up a few steps when they see you, this delivers. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo For Crack Smoking Shirts.

Description: Take a deep breath and just chill. This retro-style design features a purple frog flashing the peace sign and holding a bong, surrounded by bold ’70s lettering and mellow vibes. Perfect for relaxed souls, stoner spirits, or anyone who believes in taking life one puff at a time. 🐸 Vintage cartoon style with groovy colors. 🌿 Great for chill days, festivals, or laid-back hangouts. 😎 Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for TeeCraze — because calm looks cooler in purple.

Description: For the people who love making plans... just to cancel them later. This Planning To Cancel Plans shirt features a grinning cartoon calendar holding a pencil, ready to erase your weekend commitments. Perfect for introverts, homebodies, and anyone who values peace and pajamas over social chaos. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for TeeCraze. 🗓️ Retro cartoon style with vintage distress. 💤 Great gift for antisocial friends, coworkers, or fellow cancelers.

Description: Show your mischievous side with the I’m The Stinker design — featuring a cheerful cartoon skunk with vintage comic vibes. Perfect for anyone who’s proud to be the lovable troublemaker of the bunch. Great for animal lovers, pranksters, and people with a sense of humor that’s just a little wild. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for TeeCraze. 💨 Bright retro colors and bold text pop 🐾 Perfect for parties, casual wear, or gifting to that “stinker” in your life.

Description: Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for TeeCraze. When life gives you eggs… make ’em deviled.This retro-style design features devil-horned deviled eggs with bold vintage lettering — perfect for anyone who takes their snacks a little sinful. Whether you’re a brunch fiend, BBQ legend, or kitchen troublemaker, this shirt brings the perfect mix of humor and hellfire. 🔥 Great for food lovers, chefs, or anyone with a taste for puns. 🩸 Printed on soft, high-quality cotton — looks killer in black. 🥚 “I Like ’Em Deviled” — because boring eggs are a sin.

Description: 🍔👑 Bow down to the beef overlord. Burger Royalty is here to flame-grill the throne and rule your world with melty cheese, pixel glitches, and a crown of gold. This furious burger isn’t here to be eaten — it’s here to dominate. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Wimsical. This loud, glitchy, and flame-licked design is perfect for lovers of absurd food humor, pixel-core chaos, and anyone who’s ever stared at a cheeseburger and thought, “This thing could totally stage a coup.” Rule the grill. Rule the street. All hail the burger king. Great For: Fast food cultists Glitchcore fans Streetwear gremlins People who respect the grind (and the grill) Flame-grilled egos

Description: 🔥 This devil doesn’t just live in hell — he laughs in it. Introducing Smile from the Fire, a glitched-out, retro-horror demon face with pixel eyes and a grin so wide it’ll haunt your dreams. With flames, distortion, and chaotic charm, this infernal icon brings vintage cartoon energy to modern-day madness. Perfect for fans of horrorcore aesthetics, digital chaos, retro villains, and things that say, "I'm fine, everything’s burning.” Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Wimsical. Get this and watch the normies flinch. Great For: Techno-occultists Glitchcore weirdos Retro devil fans Halloween every-dayers People who grin through chaos

Description: Not that kind of swinger… or maybe exactly that. This unnervingly cute design features a wide-eyed retro cartoon girl mid-swing, with an oversized grin that says she knows something you don’t. Is it innocent playground fun or a coded invitation to chaos? We’ll let the smirk do the talking. The Swinger design rides the line between adorable and alarming, nostalgic and deranged — perfect for lovers of weird humor, retro horror-core, or shirts that make people double-take in public. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. Great For: Cult movie lovers Dark humor collectors Vintage-core weirdos Playground outlaws People who thrive on the awkward silence after the punchline

Description: Straight from the twisted kitchen of your nightmares comes this “Quality Dutch Ovens” — where innocence meets gas-powered chaos. Featuring a wide-eyed retro girl, a cursed-looking Dutch oven, flaming forest smoke, and an unsettling sun with a smile that knows too much. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. It’s equal parts vintage cookbook and cult horror flyer. Perfect for fans of dark humor, offbeat horrorcore, ironic culinary designs, and that WTF did I just see? energy. Watch people either laugh, squint, or slowly walk away.

Description: Bold. Armed. Questionably named. This Dirty Sanchez features a vintage-style Mexican revolutionary bandit locked and loaded with crossed arms, bullet belts, and the kind of stare that says, “You don’t wanna ask.” Whether you have it for laughs, edge, or legend, this delivers classic outlaw vibes with a smirk. Vintage western grit, bold inked lines, and enough attitude to make even your grandma squint and say “...what?” Perfect for troublemakers, meme lords, and everyone walking that thin line between hilarious and offensive. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts.

Description: Two in the pink, one in the—well, you know the rest. 😏 This The Shocker design brings back the legendary hand gesture with bold retro style and a thick layer of unapologetic attitude. Clean lines, vintage tones, and a wink of bad taste make this one an instant favorite for those who thrive on side-eyes and uncomfortable laughs. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. Whether you're making people laugh, cringe, or both at once, this design does the heavy lifting so you don't have to say a word. It's not subtle. It’s not classy. It’s just... shocking. Great For: Fans of dirty jokes and classic innuendo People with no filter and proud of it Wild nights, bar crawls, and bachelor parties

Description: Welcome to the Rusty Trombone Truck Stop & Diner — where the coffee’s strong, the humor’s questionable, and the service comes with a side of innuendo. This bold retro-style design features a brass trombone and the tagline: “Stuff your face while you pump!” Subtle? Absolutely not. Hilarious? Always. Perfect for lovers of crude jokes, dirty diner humor, brass band puns, and anyone who knows exactly what this means (and still wears it in public anyway). Serve up chaos at truck stops, band practice, or your next awkward family reunion. Great for: Music nerds with a dark side Fans of edgy vintage diner aesthetics Adult humor connoisseurs Road dogs, weirdos, and unapologetic pun-lovers

Description: This bold typographic design delivers the message loud and clear: “Relax Gringo, I’m Legal.” Whether you're making a statement, shutting down assumptions, or just wearing your attitude with a wink, this gets the job done with retro lettering and undeniable swagger. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. Perfect for those who love humor with bite, cultural commentary, or just want to drop jaws without saying a word.

Description: Spooky Season Skeleton designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Couch Stains. This playful design captures the fun and festive spirit of Halloween with a vintage twist. Front and center is a cheerful skeleton flashing peace signs, fully embracing the "Spooky Season." The skeleton is surrounded by flying bats, twinkling stars, and a bold orange backdrop that pops with classic Halloween vibes. The textured lettering and retro art style give it a nostalgic feel, perfect for anyone who loves the lighter, more fun side of the spooky season. Whether you're into haunted houses or pumpkin patches, this design brings a cool, laid-back attitude to all your Halloween celebrations!

Description: Bigfoot is busted! This Bigfoot Is A Phony design by Cosmo Gazoo For Wimsical blends glitchcore streetwear with cryptid humor. Featuring Bigfoot in a bold Hawaiian shirt and neon glitch sunglasses, it’s the ultimate design for skeptics, believers, and anyone who loves weird, underground designs. Take it to cryptid conventions, parties, or just to stir up campfire debates.

Description: Step right into the future of fake science with this parody MedBed design. Featuring a retro-futuristic hospital bed beamed up by a UFO, bold glitch text, and the tagline “Guaranteed to Cure Common Sense.” This shirt pokes fun at conspiracy culture, alien tech myths, and late-night pseudoscience promises. Perfect for skeptics, satirists, and anyone who wants to flaunt their disbelief in style. User it as a conversation starter, gift it to your most conspiracy-obsessed friend, or rock it ironically as streetwear. Either way, it’s alien-approved.

Description: Escape Debt Fake Your Death designed by Cosmo Gazoo. This hilariously dark design serves up some cheeky financial advice with a possum twist. Front and center is a wide-eyed, scruffy possum in its signature “playing dead” pose, paired with bold, retro-style text that reads "ESCAPE DEBT" and the punchline "FAKE YOUR DEATH" underneath. The contrast between the adorably scrappy critter and the tongue-in-cheek message creates a perfect storm of humor and satire. Ideal for those who appreciate a little absurdity in their wardrobe, this shirt is a fun way to make light of life’s financial woes. Whether you’re rocking it at casual hangouts or just embracing your love for offbeat humor, this design is sure to turn heads and spark

Description: This isn’t just a vibe — it’s a doctrine. Witness the sacred ceremony of the groove overlords as robed vinyl zealots worship the floating turntable in a glorious burst of cosmic wax and rainbow sound beams. Surrounded by stacked speakers and celestial soundwaves, their mission is clear: submit to the eternal spin. In full fluorescent glory, this design fuses 1970s acid-trip poster art with underground music cult propaganda. Whether you're a DJ, a disciple of the deep cut, or just into weird wearable art — this converts heads. Perfect for:Record hoarders, Psychedelic preachers, Noise cultists, Ravers who believe wax is holy Join the spin. Or be spun.

Description: I Support The Right To Arm Bears designed by Cosmo Gazoo. This bold and humorous design delivers a clever play on words with the phrase “I Support the Right to Arm Bears.” Front and center is a fierce yet comical bear, standing tall with an intense stare, a hat perched on its head, and clutching a detailed rifle. The sharp, clean illustration is packed with personality, while the bold lettering pops. Perfect for those who appreciate puns, edgy humor, or tongue-in-cheek statements, this shirt is a lighthearted conversation starter. Whether you’re a lover of wildlife, a fan of wordplay, or just someone with a rebellious streak, this design is guaranteed to turn heads and spark laughs wherever you go.

Description: Dam It designed by Cosmo Gazoo. This playful design brings humor and charm with an adorable, hardworking beaver front and center. Sporting a construction helmet and clutching a sturdy stick, the beaver grins proudly as it stands next to the bold, blocky text “DAM IT!” The clean illustration pops with cartoonish detail, giving this design a fun and lighthearted vibe. Perfect for anyone who loves puns, animals, or a clever take on frustration, this shirt blends wit and whimsy effortlessly. Whether you're a nature lover, a fan of wordplay, or just need a laugh, this design will have everyone chuckling—and saying “Dam right!”