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Tequila: The Reason I Have Kids – Funny Drinking Parent Shorts

$30.08

Color: Creme

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Some parents have scrapbooks.Some have baby books.You? You have tequila — and a very long story.This features a retro-style tequila bottle and shot glasses with the brutally honest punchline every exhausted parent secretly understands. Perfect for moms, dads, weekend drinkers, child-free friends who want to tease their buddies, or anyone who likes their humor served with salt and lime.Bold. Sarcastic. Too real. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Drinking Humor.Perfect for the bar. Perfect for family gatherings if you’re brave.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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