Album: TeeCraze

Description: Take a deep breath and just chill. This retro-style design features a purple frog flashing the peace sign and holding a bong, surrounded by bold ’70s lettering and mellow vibes. Perfect for relaxed souls, stoner spirits, or anyone who believes in taking life one puff at a time. 🐸 Vintage cartoon style with groovy colors. 🌿 Great for chill days, festivals, or laid-back hangouts. 😎 Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for TeeCraze — because calm looks cooler in purple.

Description: For the people who love making plans... just to cancel them later. This Planning To Cancel Plans shirt features a grinning cartoon calendar holding a pencil, ready to erase your weekend commitments. Perfect for introverts, homebodies, and anyone who values peace and pajamas over social chaos. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for TeeCraze. 🗓️ Retro cartoon style with vintage distress. 💤 Great gift for antisocial friends, coworkers, or fellow cancelers.

Description: Show your mischievous side with the I’m The Stinker design — featuring a cheerful cartoon skunk with vintage comic vibes. Perfect for anyone who’s proud to be the lovable troublemaker of the bunch. Great for animal lovers, pranksters, and people with a sense of humor that’s just a little wild. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for TeeCraze. 💨 Bright retro colors and bold text pop 🐾 Perfect for parties, casual wear, or gifting to that “stinker” in your life.

Description: Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for TeeCraze. When life gives you eggs… make ’em deviled.This retro-style design features devil-horned deviled eggs with bold vintage lettering — perfect for anyone who takes their snacks a little sinful. Whether you’re a brunch fiend, BBQ legend, or kitchen troublemaker, this shirt brings the perfect mix of humor and hellfire. 🔥 Great for food lovers, chefs, or anyone with a taste for puns. 🩸 Printed on soft, high-quality cotton — looks killer in black. 🥚 “I Like ’Em Deviled” — because boring eggs are a sin.

Description: This design serves up a dark, satirical take on fast food culture, featuring a sinister clown with a familiar face holding an oversized burger filled with caricatured faces in place of the usual toppings. Above him, the bold, blunt message “FAST FOOD KILLS” drives home the point, blending shock with a touch of humor. The design plays on the all-too-familiar mascot of fast food, turning him from a friendly icon into something far more disturbing. Perfect for those who appreciate edgy commentary on consumer culture and aren’t afraid to make a bold statement.

Description: This design is pure rock-and-roll mystique, blending the dark aesthetics of a cult ritual with the energy of a live concert. At the center, a mysterious hooded figure strums an electric guitar in front of a vintage microphone, eyes glowing with hypnotic intensity. Flanked by towering speakers, the scene is surrounded by melting candles perched on eerie skulls, creating an altar of sound and shadow. The bold text “CULT MUSIC” crowns the design, with fiery, gradient lettering that commands attention. Perfect for those who live for underground vibes, dark aesthetics, and the power of music that feels almost… otherworldly.

Description: Step into another dimension with this "PSYCHONAUT" design—crafted for explorers of the mind and seekerrs of the surreal. Featuring bold, wavy typography in a retro, psychedelic style, this design radiates a trippy, free-spirited vibe perfect for adventurers who embrace the unknown.

Description: This tongue-in-cheek design takes a playful jab at conspiracy culture with a well-dressed "reptilian overlord" front and center. Dressed in a sharp suit and tie, the anthropomorphic lizard gives off serious "secret society" vibes, standing confidently against a globe-like background that hints at global control. Below, the bold text, "Support Your Local Reptilian Overlord," adds an extra layer of humor, making it clear this design is all about embracing the absurd. Perfect for those who appreciate a mix of satire, sci-fi conspiracies, and offbeat humor in their wardrobe.

Description: Here’s a hooded, masked figure—knife dripping in one hand, bowl of cereal in the other—taking the concept of “Cereal Killer” a little too literally. The letters are jagged, blood-spattered, setting the tone for this grim but darkly hilarious scene. Peer into the bowl, and you’ll spot tiny screaming faces, adding a disturbing yet absurd detail that pushes this design over the edge. It’s horror-meets-humor, perfect for anyone who appreciates a dose of the macabre with their morning routine. Not just for fans of horror, but for anyone who knows breakfast can be brutal.

Description: This design playfully proclaims, "I Am the Center of the Universe" in bold, eye-catching typography. Surrounding the text are whimsical illustrations of planets, stars, and orbit lines, creating a fun, cosmic vibe that matches the humor of the phrase. The bright yellow accents against a black background give the design a pop of energy, making it clear that this shirt is for those who embrace their inner confidence (or love a good laugh about their "main character" energy).

Description: This design brings together retro gaming nostalgia and sci-fi fun with an alien twist. It features a classic green alien sitting on a stool, fully immersed in an "Alien Invasion" arcade game. The alien, with its signature large black eyes and thin limbs, is focused as it grips the joystick, totally in the zone. The arcade cabinet, decked out in vibrant yellows and purples, has classic alien heads on the side panels and oozes 80s arcade vibes.

Description: This design captures an unlikely yet charming duo: an astronaut and an alien jogging side by side like they’re best buds in a cosmic 5K. The astronaut, fully geared up in a classic space suit labeled “SPACE 2030,” gives a thumbs-up as he keeps pace, while the alien, dressed casually in a t-shirt and shorts, flashes a peace sign with a relaxed smile.

Description: Alien Riding Dinosaur designed by Cosmo Gazoo. This design is a wild ride through time and space, featuring an alien astronaut riding a dinosaur like it's the most natural thing in the universe. The alien, with its classic oversized head and dark, enigmatic eyes, sports a vintage-style space suit and helmet, gripping the reins with a stoic determination.

Description: This design combines humor and party vibes with a witty tribute to beer lovers everywhere. Front and center are three beer bottles standing proudly behind a banner that reads, "A Moment of Silence for the Beers Who Died for This Bod." With a couple of red solo cups completing the scene, the design playfully honors all the beers sacrificed for those late-night hangouts and good times. The bold, comic-style art and clever text make this tee perfect for anyone who doesn’t take life—or their "beer bod"—too seriously. Ideal for parties, BBQs, or any occasion where the drinks are flowing and the laughs keep coming!

Description: This design doesn’t waste time with subtlety—it’s a declaration for those who revel in the savage, the unapologetically violent. "CHAINSAWS MAKE MOVIES BETTER" isn’t just a phrase; it’s a mantra, scrawled across the chest in jagged, blood-spattered letters that scream chaos against a stark black canvas. I t’s raw, it’s visceral, and it captures the essence of horror films that don’t flinch. Chainsaws aren’t just props—they’re the pulse of the carnage, the beating heart of a genre that thrives on adrenaline and bloodlust. This design is for the connoisseurs of cinematic mayhem, the ones who know that a good film is only made better when it’s drenched in gore and a little bit of madness.

Description: This design is a bold and futuristic tribute to the merging of humanity and technology. At its center is a stylized, open hand with intricate line details and making a nod with six fingers to the imperfection in AI art. Embedded in the palm is a microchip labeled "AI," symbolizing the powerful intersection of artificial intelligence and human innovation. The vibrant teal background adds a modern pop of color, highlighting the fusion of classic and tech-inspired art styles. Perfect for AI enthusiasts, techies, or anyone fascinated by the future of human-computer interaction, this design makes a statement about our evolving relationship with technology.

Description: This design exudes intense, gritty energy with its bold depiction of a gun-wielding priest in a classic Western style. The character, dressed in a clerical collar and dark sunglasses, wears a wide-brimmed hat and a long coat, blending elements of religious iconography with a tough, gunslinger aesthetic. His expression is fierce, mouth open in a shout, as he points a revolver directly at the viewer, creating a sense of raw, unapologetic power. The text beneath the image reads "ULTRA-VIOLENT WESTERN ENTHUSIAST" in large, bold letters, capturing the spirit of someone who appreciates the darker, more intense side of the Western genre. This design is perfect for fans of stylized violence, Western films, and striking, rebellious artwork

Description: Read In Peace Ghost designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Toxic Onion. This design blends spooky charm with a love for quiet moments, featuring an adorable ghost enjoying a good book on a park bench under the night sky. With the phrase "READ IN PEACE" playfully written above and below, the scene captures the essence of a peaceful, eerie night—complete with a full moon, twinkling stars, towering trees, and a quaint little church in the background. The ghost, with its gentle expression, adds a whimsical touch, making the afterlife look like the perfect place to get lost in a good story. Ideal for book lovers who enjoy a spooky vibe and appreciate the simple joy of reading in serene, ghostly solitude.

Description: This mystical design depicts a cup of freshly brewed coffee against a brooding night sky backdrop. Behind it, the night sky with a prominent full moon casting an eerie glow. The slogan "The Original Black Magic" is etched above in a ceremonial font, alluding to the mystical aura surrounding the world's most beloved brew. The combination of the ominous night sky and the steaming coffee cup hint at an otherworldly nature. For occult aficionados, it captures coffee's rich history and its connections to spirituality across cultures.

Description: Robot invasion destruction.

Description: Cats can be purr evil.

Description: A desert cactus can be hard to handle.

Description: This dachshund is one hot dog.

Description: A morning ritual must include coffee.

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Description: The doctor needs a jump. Design by Brian Cook visit his site at http://briancook.net