Description: Two little devils, one hell of a workout. This twisted fitness parody features a pair of grinning demons hitting the treadmills like it’s leg day in the underworld. Equal parts motivational and unholy, Exercise Your Demons is the perfect shirt for gym rats, goths, and anyone whose therapy plan includes cardio and chaos. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo For Crack Smoking Shirts. Sweat out your sins, summon some endorphins, and maybe scare a few people at Planet Fitness while you’re at it. 💀 Great For: Gym freaks with dark humor Metalheads who lift Demonic personal trainers Occult fitness enthusiasts Anyone exorcising (or exercising) something
Description: Lick it and blast off. This retro-style graphic tfeatures a wide-eyed kid gleefully holding a toad—tongue out and ready for takeoff—beneath bold "5-MEO-DMT" text with a warped rainbow trail. Inspired by old-school comics and underground trip culture, this shirt is a wink and a nod to the psychonauts who know what's really going down in the desert. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. Perfect for festival weirdos, spiritual rebels, or anyone who’s ever questioned reality and wanted to high-five a cosmic frog.
Description: Sinister, sassy, and impossible to ignore—this devilish design puts a fiery twist on classic propaganda posters. Featuring a grinning demon with slicked-back hair and horns to match, he's pointing straight at you... with one hell of a message. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. Whether you're into dark humor, gothic vibes, or just want to trigger your coworkers, this is a scorched-earth conversation starter.
Description: He’s not making science fair volcanoes — he’s cooking up problems. Meet the Drug Designer, a wild-eyed retro lab kid whipping up who-knows-what in a cartoon chemistry lab straight out of a pharmaceutical fever dream. With beakers bubbling, powders piling, and a grin that screams “unlicensed genius,” this design blends vintage comic style with a dash of forbidden knowledge. Perfect for science rebels, chemistry majors with a dark side, or anyone who’s ever read a Vice article at 3am and thought, “Yeah, I could probably synth that.” Whether you’re into dark humor, ironic education tees, or just want people to back up a few steps when they see you, this delivers. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo For Crack Smoking Shirts.
Description: Not that kind of swinger… or maybe exactly that. This unnervingly cute design features a wide-eyed retro cartoon girl mid-swing, with an oversized grin that says she knows something you don’t. Is it innocent playground fun or a coded invitation to chaos? We’ll let the smirk do the talking. The Swinger design rides the line between adorable and alarming, nostalgic and deranged — perfect for lovers of weird humor, retro horror-core, or shirts that make people double-take in public. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. Great For: Cult movie lovers Dark humor collectors Vintage-core weirdos Playground outlaws People who thrive on the awkward silence after the punchline
Description: Straight from the twisted kitchen of your nightmares comes this “Quality Dutch Ovens” — where innocence meets gas-powered chaos. Featuring a wide-eyed retro girl, a cursed-looking Dutch oven, flaming forest smoke, and an unsettling sun with a smile that knows too much. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. It’s equal parts vintage cookbook and cult horror flyer. Perfect for fans of dark humor, offbeat horrorcore, ironic culinary designs, and that WTF did I just see? energy. Watch people either laugh, squint, or slowly walk away.
Description: Bold. Armed. Questionably named. This Dirty Sanchez features a vintage-style Mexican revolutionary bandit locked and loaded with crossed arms, bullet belts, and the kind of stare that says, “You don’t wanna ask.” Whether you have it for laughs, edge, or legend, this delivers classic outlaw vibes with a smirk. Vintage western grit, bold inked lines, and enough attitude to make even your grandma squint and say “...what?” Perfect for troublemakers, meme lords, and everyone walking that thin line between hilarious and offensive. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts.
Description: Two in the pink, one in the—well, you know the rest. 😏 This The Shocker design brings back the legendary hand gesture with bold retro style and a thick layer of unapologetic attitude. Clean lines, vintage tones, and a wink of bad taste make this one an instant favorite for those who thrive on side-eyes and uncomfortable laughs. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. Whether you're making people laugh, cringe, or both at once, this design does the heavy lifting so you don't have to say a word. It's not subtle. It’s not classy. It’s just... shocking. Great For: Fans of dirty jokes and classic innuendo People with no filter and proud of it Wild nights, bar crawls, and bachelor parties
Description: Welcome to the Rusty Trombone Truck Stop & Diner — where the coffee’s strong, the humor’s questionable, and the service comes with a side of innuendo. This bold retro-style design features a brass trombone and the tagline: “Stuff your face while you pump!” Subtle? Absolutely not. Hilarious? Always. Perfect for lovers of crude jokes, dirty diner humor, brass band puns, and anyone who knows exactly what this means (and still wears it in public anyway). Serve up chaos at truck stops, band practice, or your next awkward family reunion. Great for: Music nerds with a dark side Fans of edgy vintage diner aesthetics Adult humor connoisseurs Road dogs, weirdos, and unapologetic pun-lovers
Description: This bold typographic design delivers the message loud and clear: “Relax Gringo, I’m Legal.” Whether you're making a statement, shutting down assumptions, or just wearing your attitude with a wink, this gets the job done with retro lettering and undeniable swagger. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts. Perfect for those who love humor with bite, cultural commentary, or just want to drop jaws without saying a word.
Description: Escape Debt Fake Your Death designed by Cosmo Gazoo. This hilariously dark design serves up some cheeky financial advice with a possum twist. Front and center is a wide-eyed, scruffy possum in its signature “playing dead” pose, paired with bold, retro-style text that reads "ESCAPE DEBT" and the punchline "FAKE YOUR DEATH" underneath. The contrast between the adorably scrappy critter and the tongue-in-cheek message creates a perfect storm of humor and satire. Ideal for those who appreciate a little absurdity in their wardrobe, this shirt is a fun way to make light of life’s financial woes. Whether you’re rocking it at casual hangouts or just embracing your love for offbeat humor, this design is sure to turn heads and spark
Description: This edgy design gives a rebellious twist to movie-night snacks with a popcorn container labeled "ROCK CORN"—but instead of fluffy kernels, it’s filled with skulls. A few skulls spill out of the container, with some scattered on the ground, adding to the macabre vibe. The bold design and gritty details make it perfect for those who love a rock 'n' roll attitude mixed with a dark sense of humor. This isn't your ordinary popcorn—it's a statement for those who crave a little edge with their style.
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Description: This design takes the warm, fuzzy holiday nostalgia and flips it into something straight out of a dark comedy. Dead-eyed and deadly serious, Santa stares you down, a handgun aimed right at the heart of your festive cheer. The bold declaration “YOU’VE BEEN NAUGHTY” sits below, making it crystal clear: the big man’s had enough of your holiday nonsense. It’s the perfect blend of rebellion and gallows humor—a middle finger to the syrupy, Hallmark version of the season. Whether you’re crashing an ugly sweater party or just showing the world how you really feel about December’s chaos, this design isn’t here to spread cheer—it’s here to challenge it. Santa’s gone rogue, and he’s taking the naughty list with him.
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