Album: Couch Stains

Description: This design takes the warm, fuzzy holiday nostalgia and flips it into something straight out of a dark comedy. Dead-eyed and deadly serious, Santa stares you down, a handgun aimed right at the heart of your festive cheer. The bold declaration “YOU’VE BEEN NAUGHTY” sits below, making it crystal clear: the big man’s had enough of your holiday nonsense. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Couch Stains. It’s the perfect blend of rebellion and gallows humor—a middle finger to the syrupy, Hallmark version of the season. Santa’s gone rogue, and he’s taking the naughty list with him.

Description: Holiday cheer? Nah. Holiday riff. This “Sleigher” design blends Christmas chaos with full-blast metal attitude — a rock hand bursting with lightning bolts and a fluffy Santa cuff. It’s perfect for anyone who shreds harder than they decorate, hates quiet carols, or treats the holidays like a mosh pit with gift wrap. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Couch Stains. Perfect for parties. For concerts. While destroying gingerbread villages with pure metal power.

Description: Saddle up, space cowboy. This vintage Western-meets-sci-fi mashup throws a lasso around the cosmos and drags the unknown straight into the desert dusk. A lone rider on horseback stares down an enormous UFO hovering above the rugged mesa landscape — cactus, dust, and all. The artwork's retro woodcut style captures the eerie calm of a first contact that’s both cinematic and strange as hell. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Couch Stains. Perfect for lovers of extraterrestrial legends, weird Americana, and the kind of quiet rebellion that hums louder than a six-shooter. Whether you're blazing trails or just alien-spotting from your porch, this shirt is a must-have for the intergalactic outlaw in all of us.

Description: Pull up a blanket and pour the wine… while the world explodes behind you. This darkly whimsical design captures a calm, vintage couple enjoying a serene picnic as a massive nuclear blast blooms on the horizon. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Couch Stains. Rendered in classic woodcut-style linework, it mashes up 1950s suburban Americana with atomic-age anxiety. It’s romance. It’s satire. It’s doom with a smile. Perfect for fans of retro horror, Cold War aesthetics, apocalyptic humor, or anyone who’s ever said “I love you” with one eye on the end times.

Description: Dam It designed by Cosmo Gazoo. This playful design brings humor and charm with an adorable, hardworking beaver front and center. Sporting a construction helmet and clutching a sturdy stick, the beaver grins proudly as it stands next to the bold, blocky text “DAM IT!” The clean illustration pops with cartoonish detail, giving this design a fun and lighthearted vibe. Perfect for anyone who loves puns, animals, or a clever take on frustration, this shirt blends wit and whimsy effortlessly. Whether you're a nature lover, a fan of wordplay, or just need a laugh, this design will have everyone chuckling—and saying “Dam right!”

Description: Kidney Thief designed by Cosmo Gazoo. This darkly humorous design is a blend of the eerie and the absurd. It features a retro-style illustration of a young girl in nurse attire, meticulously "operating" on a wide-eyed doll with a scalpel. The unsettling twist? The bold, jagged text above her reads "KIDNEY THIEF," turning innocent childhood play into a tongue-in-cheek commentary on dark humor. Perfect for fans of quirky, offbeat designs with a touch of irony, this shirt is an instant conversation starter. Whether you're embracing your love for creepy-cute aesthetics or just making a bold statement, this design will definitely leave an impression.

Description: This isn’t just a design—it’s a rallying cry for the absurd, a tip of the hat to those who laugh in the face of the impossible. Front and center, a flying pig glides effortlessly through a sky of cartoon clouds, wings spread wide, its smug little grin practically daring you to doubt. Beneath the airborne porker, the bold declaration “The Time Has Come” anchors the scene, equal parts prophetic and playful. This isn’t for the buttoned-up or the predictable. It’s for the dreamers, the jokers, the ones who know life’s too short not to imagine pigs soaring alongside your wildest ambitions.

Description: Be Poor It's Cheaper. It also requires a lot less work.