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I’m Not a King – Bold Political Parody Socks

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Heavy lies the crown—but not for this guy. Our “I’m Not a King” design features a bold, satirical portrait of Donald Trump rocking a royal crown and bright red lipstick, paired with the defiant phrase, “I’M NOT A KING.” Whether you’re making a political statement or just love some chaotic comedy, this hits hard. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Crack Smoking Shirts.Perfect for protestors, meme lords, political junkies, and anyone who believes democracy shouldn’t come with a monarchy side quest. It’s edgy, bold, and just absurd enough to get side-eyes and smirks in every room you walk into.

Soft, stretchy crew socks with a ribbed cuff, classic fit, and arch support for everyday comfort.

Fits: US Men 6–10 / US Women 5–11 / UK 3–9.5 / EU 34–42.5 / AU Men 5.5–9.5 / AU Women 5–11

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