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Alien Magic Mushroom Dealer Socks

Description: If you wanna buy some magic this is the guy. Not just any psilocybin mushroom dealer, this guy is the real deal.

Tags: aliens, extraterrestrial, magic, mushroom, mushrooms
I Wonder If The DMT Machine Elves Think About Me Too Socks

Description: Antone who has met the DMT machine elves thinks about them often. One has to wonder if they think about you the same.

Tags: acid, ayahuasca, dmt molecule, festival, lsd
Wizard Cat Socks

Description: cats have superior powers. Some cats are even wizards.

Tags: feline, kitten, kitty, yarn, cat
Spaced Out Mushroom Riding Alien Socks

Description: Alien riding a magic mushroom.

Tags: psychedelic, extraterrestrial, mushrooms, mushroom, space
Dragon Arm Wrestling Wizard Socks

Description: Rumble In The Dungeon. Dragon arm wrestling wizard.

Tags: dragon, wizardry, wizarding, arm wrestling, magical
Couch Potato Socks

Description: The couch will turn you into a potato.

Tags: sofa, binge watch, lazy, binge watching, potatoes
Time To Bounce Socks

Description: It's time to go when you see the bouncy castle.

Tags: castle, pun, bouncy, time to bounce, humor
Avocado Toast Socks

Description: Guacamole deserves an avocado toast.

Tags: guacamole, avocados, avocado, fruit, avocado gift
Without Evidence There Is No Crime Socks

Description: If you depose of the body you should be fine.

Tags: crime junkie, crime fighter, crime interest, true crime obsessed, crime
Dying For Pizza Socks

Description: Pizza is to die for.

Tags: pizza is love, skeleton bones, pizza lover, pizza and chill, pizza addict
Nuclear Physics Is The Bomb Socks

Description: Nuclear physics is the bomb. That is what it ease.

Tags: atomic, atom, physicist, nuclear physics student, science
Flying Squirrel Squadron Socks

Description: Flying Squirrel Squadron defending the nuts.

Tags: squirrel, flying squirrels, sugar glider, squirrels, animal
Lawn Gnome And Gopher Karate Fight Socks

Description: A lawn gnome and gopher having a karate fight over the front yard.

Tags: fight, martial arts, lawngnomes, gnomes, gnome
Retro Pinball Wizard Socks

Description: This wizard can play some great pinball.

Tags: pinball machine, retro, pinball wizard, pinball game, pinballer
Relax Gringo I'm Legal Socks

Description: Relax Gringo I'm Legal.

Tags: chicana, chicano, hispanic, latina, latino
Mas Tacos Socks

Description: More tacos is good for the taco enthusiast.

Tags: funny quote tacos, funny tacos sayings, tacos lover, funny tacos gift idea, funny tacos
Flower Power Marijuana Leaf Socks

Description: Show you support for marijuana and cannabis.

Tags: cannabis, weed, marijuana leaf, 420 art, weed plant
Chicken Pot Pi Socks

Description: Pi computes to chicken and pot.

Tags: chicken pot pie funny, cannabis, marijuana, 420 weed, medical marijuana
Raccoon Trash Life Socks

Description: Trash life is nothing for a raccoon.

Tags: gang, trash life, raccoons, raccoon lover, dumpster
Feeling Magical But Also Stabby Unicorn Socks

Description: Feeling Magical But Also Stabby Unicorn.

Tags: but also stabby, stabby, also stabby, magical, feeling magical but also stabby
Unicorn Hunting Season Socks

Description: Unicorn Hunting Season

Tags: unicorns, unicorn lover, funny unicorn, cute unicorn, unicorn hunting season
Scientific Research Mouse Socks

Description: This mouse is willing to undergo scientific research for food. Times are getting tough.

Tags: science, research, work for food, scientific, mice
Trump Coyote Ridesharing Socks

Description: Coyote Ridesharing. Ask about our children's discount at the border.

Tags: ridesharing, coyote, debate, funny, humor
Saucy Robot Socks

Description: Robot invasion destruction.

Tags: science, robots, robotic, sci fi, science fiction
Purr Evil Cat Socks

Description: Cats can be purr evil.

Tags: humor, funny, purr, kitten, witch
Hard To Handle Socks

Description: A desert cactus can be hard to handle.

Tags: cacti, funny cactus, hard to handle, cactuses, humor
Hot Dawg Socks

Description: This dachshund is one hot dog.

Tags: hot dog, wiener dog, hot dawg, sausage dog, dotson
Morning Ritual Coffee Socks

Description: A morning ritual must include coffee.

Tags: ritual, food, occult, satan, humor
Emergency Bong Socks

Description: When things go wrong you may need a bong for that weed.

Tags: bong, marijuana, stoned, stoner art, get high
Biden Corn Pop Was A Bad Dude Socks

Description: Persident Joe Biden says Corn Pop was a bad dude during a speech.

Tags: 2020 election, 2020 presidential election, biden, biden 2020, biden for president
Naked Banana Socks

Description: It's time for this banana to shed their outer coverings.

Tags: banana fruit, funny puns, bananas, banana eater, funny banana
Super Nerd Socks

Description: A not so fictional superhero super nerd.

Tags: geeky, humor, superhero, nerdy gift, nerdystuff
You Do The Math Socks

Description: The Workload must be overwhelming. Maybe everyone should do their own math once in a while.

Tags: calculator, math gift, math teacher gift, humor, funnytee
Alien Astronaut Space Karate Socks

Description: A karate showdown in space between and astronaut and an alien,

Tags: aliens, galaxy, stars, extraterrestrial, mma
Pyramid Launch Socks

Description: UFO 's are what pyramids really are.

Tags: spaceship, egypt, egypt pyramids, aliens, egyptian mysteries
Duck Or Rabbit Socks

Description: Is it a duck or a rabbit or both?

Tags: bunny, humor, optical illusion, ducks, bunnies

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