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MedBed Alien Health Technology – Guaranteed to Cure Common Sense Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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Step right into the future of fake science with this parody MedBed design. Featuring a retro-futuristic hospital bed beamed up by a UFO, bold glitch text, and the tagline “Guaranteed to Cure Common Sense.” This shirt pokes fun at conspiracy culture, alien tech myths, and late-night pseudoscience promises. Perfect for skeptics, satirists, and anyone who wants to flaunt their disbelief in style.User it as a conversation starter, gift it to your most conspiracy-obsessed friend, or rock it ironically as streetwear. Either way, it’s alien-approved.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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