Album: Teelective

Description: I've Got No Game. Not good at the arcade and not good with the opposite sex.

Description: Tequila Is My Religion. Worship regularly.

Description: Save The Sky Camels. They won't be around forever without your help.

Description: Make it easy for the stores to identify you as a shoplifter with a simple bar code.

Description: Gets Stoned. Stoner art for the cannabis connoisseur and marijuana aficionado.

Description: I Love My Bartender. Express the love you have for the one that takes care of you by serving up exactly what you need.

Description: Shokushu Goukan. If you're a fan of extracurricular tentacle activities you know what it means.

Description: There Ain't No App For This. Technology cannot replicate what is down there.

Description: I Know Karate. And my vocabulary also contains sushi and some other Japanese words.

Description: This Aggression Will Not Stand Man. You can'y just go pressing The Dude.

Description: Look Me In The Beard. This is reaaly important when you are talking to me.

Description: Ah, the things we must do...create fire, invent the wheel etc.

Description: Ninjas will show their superiority over pirates.

Description: Don't Worry I'm A Cat From The Internet. There is nothing to fear from me.

Description: Just cut off from where I want to be.

Description: Even a horse enjoys a vacation by the sea. We call them seahorses.

Description: Take cover! These are going off everywhere.

Description: Show support for where you are drinking.

Description: Keep track of those head shots. You need an official record if you're a zombie killer.

Description: Have I gave you my new address? I'm not living with my parents anymore I have chosen the van life.

Description: Seek The Peak. Hiking and mountain climbing Themed design.

Description: Interloper. Show your love for that cupid guy. Perfect for Valentine's Day.

Description: Stay Sharp. Never let yourself get dull.

Description: Go Balls Deep. Retro bowling themed innuendo.

Description: Red Tape. Some sticky stuff to get caught up in.

Description: Block Party. The streets are getting crowded.

Description: Rock Corn. For when pop doesn't cut it.

Description: The Sea Was Angry That Day My Friends. Really only a concern if you're George Costanza pretending to be a marine biologist on Seinfeld.

Description: The Spoon Really Tied The Room Together. That is why Tommy Wiseau put them in the cult classic movie The Room

Description: Leave Your Stupid Comments In Your Pocket. Iconic quote form Tommy Wiseau in the cult classic movie The Room.

Description: This wizard can sure play some mean pinball.

Description: Living The High Life. There's only one way to live when you are above head and shoulders. Funny Giraffe.

Description: Sometimes you just need to believe in flying pigs.

Description: Pizza Rules. It's just that simple.

Description: Beer - Vacation In A Can. Need a quick getaway? Just get a few cans of beer and you're on your way.

Description: Being an herbivore, I had to eat a LOT of plants every day to maintain my size.