T-Shirts

Description: This playful t-shirt design features a cartoon cactus with a big grin, holding up a sign that reads, "Don't Touch Me." Dressed in a sombrero, this sassy cactus is surrounded by a retro desert landscape, with mountains and a sunset-striped sky that adds a pop of color. The design combines humor with a bit of attitude, capturing the "hands-off" vibe in a fun, lighthearted way. Perfect for those with a prickly sense of humor—or anyone who likes to keep their distance with a smile!

Description: This design takes the warm, fuzzy holiday nostalgia and flips it into something straight out of a dark comedy. Dead-eyed and deadly serious, Santa stares you down, a handgun aimed right at the heart of your festive cheer. The bold declaration “YOU’VE BEEN NAUGHTY” sits below, making it crystal clear: the big man’s had enough of your holiday nonsense. It’s the perfect blend of rebellion and gallows humor—a middle finger to the syrupy, Hallmark version of the season. Whether you’re crashing an ugly sweater party or just showing the world how you really feel about December’s chaos, this design isn’t here to spread cheer—it’s here to challenge it. Santa’s gone rogue, and he’s taking the naughty list with him.

Description: This bold design declares, "I'm No Sheep," making a statement of individuality and independence. At its center is an illustration of a sheep’s face with piercing red eyes, crossed out by a striking red circle and slash, symbolizing defiance against conformity.

Description: This design playfully proclaims, "I Am the Center of the Universe" in bold, eye-catching typography. Surrounding the text are whimsical illustrations of planets, stars, and orbit lines, creating a fun, cosmic vibe that matches the humor of the phrase. The bright yellow accents against a black background give the design a pop of energy, making it clear that this shirt is for those who embrace their inner confidence (or love a good laugh about their "main character" energy).

Description: This design captures the spirit of modern-day absurdity with a bold, retro-style announcement: "REALITY HAS BEEN CANCELED." Set against a dramatic comic-book-style explosion background, the oversized text pops with a vintage flair, almost as if it's declaring a breaking news flash from another dimension.

Description: This design brings together retro gaming nostalgia and sci-fi fun with an alien twist. It features a classic green alien sitting on a stool, fully immersed in an "Alien Invasion" arcade game. The alien, with its signature large black eyes and thin limbs, is focused as it grips the joystick, totally in the zone. The arcade cabinet, decked out in vibrant yellows and purples, has classic alien heads on the side panels and oozes 80s arcade vibes.

Description: This design captures an unlikely yet charming duo: an astronaut and an alien jogging side by side like they’re best buds in a cosmic 5K. The astronaut, fully geared up in a classic space suit labeled “SPACE 2030,” gives a thumbs-up as he keeps pace, while the alien, dressed casually in a t-shirt and shorts, flashes a peace sign with a relaxed smile.

Description: Alien Riding Dinosaur designed by Cosmo Gazoo. This design is a wild ride through time and space, featuring an alien astronaut riding a dinosaur like it's the most natural thing in the universe. The alien, with its classic oversized head and dark, enigmatic eyes, sports a vintage-style space suit and helmet, gripping the reins with a stoic determination.

Description: This design combines humor and party vibes with a witty tribute to beer lovers everywhere. Front and center are three beer bottles standing proudly behind a banner that reads, "A Moment of Silence for the Beers Who Died for This Bod." With a couple of red solo cups completing the scene, the design playfully honors all the beers sacrificed for those late-night hangouts and good times. The bold, comic-style art and clever text make this tee perfect for anyone who doesn’t take life—or their "beer bod"—too seriously. Ideal for parties, BBQs, or any occasion where the drinks are flowing and the laughs keep coming!

Description: This design doesn’t waste time with subtlety—it’s a declaration for those who revel in the savage, the unapologetically violent. "CHAINSAWS MAKE MOVIES BETTER" isn’t just a phrase; it’s a mantra, scrawled across the chest in jagged, blood-spattered letters that scream chaos against a stark black canvas. I t’s raw, it’s visceral, and it captures the essence of horror films that don’t flinch. Chainsaws aren’t just props—they’re the pulse of the carnage, the beating heart of a genre that thrives on adrenaline and bloodlust. This design is for the connoisseurs of cinematic mayhem, the ones who know that a good film is only made better when it’s drenched in gore and a little bit of madness.

Description: This design serves up a perfect blend of spooky and adorable with a playful twist. At the center is a mischievous black cat, dressed in a classic witch’s hat, stirring a bubbling cauldron with a devious grin. With its bright green eyes gleaming and paws raised like it’s casting a spell, this kitty is fully embracing its "Purr Evil" side. The scene is set on a wooden platform under a glowing full moon, with skulls adding a touch of Halloween charm. The bold, jagged text "PURR EVIL" at the top brings the whole design together, making it a fun, festive choice for those who love the wickedly cute side of Halloween. Perfect for cat lovers and anyone who enjoys a dash of spooky humor!

Description: This design is a bold and futuristic tribute to the merging of humanity and technology. At its center is a stylized, open hand with intricate line details and making a nod with six fingers to the imperfection in AI art. Embedded in the palm is a microchip labeled "AI," symbolizing the powerful intersection of artificial intelligence and human innovation. The vibrant teal background adds a modern pop of color, highlighting the fusion of classic and tech-inspired art styles. Perfect for AI enthusiasts, techies, or anyone fascinated by the future of human-computer interaction, this design makes a statement about our evolving relationship with technology.

Description: This design exudes intense, gritty energy with its bold depiction of a gun-wielding priest in a classic Western style. The character, dressed in a clerical collar and dark sunglasses, wears a wide-brimmed hat and a long coat, blending elements of religious iconography with a tough, gunslinger aesthetic. His expression is fierce, mouth open in a shout, as he points a revolver directly at the viewer, creating a sense of raw, unapologetic power. The text beneath the image reads "ULTRA-VIOLENT WESTERN ENTHUSIAST" in large, bold letters, capturing the spirit of someone who appreciates the darker, more intense side of the Western genre. This design is perfect for fans of stylized violence, Western films, and striking, rebellious artwork

Description: Read In Peace Ghost designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Toxic Onion. This design blends spooky charm with a love for quiet moments, featuring an adorable ghost enjoying a good book on a park bench under the night sky. With the phrase "READ IN PEACE" playfully written above and below, the scene captures the essence of a peaceful, eerie night—complete with a full moon, twinkling stars, towering trees, and a quaint little church in the background. The ghost, with its gentle expression, adds a whimsical touch, making the afterlife look like the perfect place to get lost in a good story. Ideal for book lovers who enjoy a spooky vibe and appreciate the simple joy of reading in serene, ghostly solitude.

Description: This mystical design depicts a cup of freshly brewed coffee against a brooding night sky backdrop. Behind it, the night sky with a prominent full moon casting an eerie glow. The slogan "The Original Black Magic" is etched above in a ceremonial font, alluding to the mystical aura surrounding the world's most beloved brew. The combination of the ominous night sky and the steaming coffee cup hint at an otherworldly nature. For occult aficionados, it captures coffee's rich history and its connections to spirituality across cultures.

Description: Lend a helping hand. Try saving some time once in a while.

Description: Mona Lisa looking in the mirror at Mona Lisa while painting Mona Lisa. Self portrait.

Description: Stop said the period. Wait said the comma. What said the question mark. For the grammar expert.

Description: Have you seen it. Rubber Stamp Art Rocks!

Description: This jockey is leading the race on a purebred domestic house cat.

Description: It's a good combo. Bigfoot and bowling.

Description: Terence McKenna believed that psilocybin mushrooms were the "evolutionary catalyst" from which language, projective imagination, the arts, religion, philosophy, science, and all of human culture sprang. This is known as the stoned ape theory.

Description: He is outta here. The monkey takes to space with a rocket.

Description: It was an odyssey for sasquatch bigfoot to locate the magic mushroom.

Description: You Continue To Read Them Right

Description: Mega Pint Brewing Company. Isn't happy hour anytime.

Description: Heresay Vineyards. Home of the mega pint. Sparrow Islands Caribbean.

Description: Heresay Muffin Company.Discounts given to husbands picking up for wives.

Description: Heresay Bar And Grill. Home f the mega pint. Isn't happy hour anytime?

Description: Everyone knows the flat earth theory isn't true. How could it be true when the world is obviously cube shaped.

Description: If you wanna buy some magic this is the guy. Not just any psilocybin mushroom dealer, this guy is the real deal.

Description: Antone who has met the DMT machine elves thinks about them often. One has to wonder if they think about you the same.

Description: cats have superior powers. Some cats are even wizards.

Description: Alien riding a magic mushroom.

Description: Rumble In The Dungeon. Dragon arm wrestling wizard.

Description: A common THC ceremony when partaking in cannabis and marijuana.