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Description: Beer, the reason I get up in the afternoon.

Description: Get Out Of Here With Your Avocado Toast. We don't need your type around these parts.

Description: Hip Hop and you don't stop. One cool bunny rabbit.

Description: I've Been Mugged. When drinking from the beer mug has got the best of you.

Description: St Paddys Day Bring On The Shenanigans. Even if you are only Irish for a day you can still celebrate Saint Patricks Day.

Description: Finder Keepers. First come first served works in space too.

Description: Assumption Is The Mother Of All. The creator of what you should stay away from.

Description: Attack Of The Marshmallow. Seems harmless and puffy and cute—but given the right circumstances, everything can be turned black and become evil.

Description: Still Horny. Even after your time on earth is done.

Description: Take It Cheesy. Go and have that grilled cheese.

Description: I'm Currently Unsupervised. This should frighten you.

Description: I Paused My Game To Be Here. Everyone should be thankful of that.

Description: Science Proves Stuff. That's what it does.

Description: Fiesta Now Siesta Later. Party now and sleep later.

Description: Earth Is Not Flat. Obviously it has curves.

Description: Marijuana Flower Power. The flower has the power.

Description: Marijuana Plant Manager. When you have an actual career.

Description: Those weed times when you are higher than normal.

Description: The Rumors Are True. What you hear is nothing but the truth.

Description: Serial Chiller. One needs to relax a lot.

Description: Ridin' Spinners. It's time for you to start flexing your ride.

Description: Rehab All Star. When you are one of the best at what you do.

Description: One Man And A Six Pack. Beer, beard and that six pack is all a man needs.

Description: Number Juan. He's at the top.

Description: My Posse. They only want to hang out when you're drinking.

Description: Man Whore. Hes no good for you but if hes good at what he does, youll fall in love with him,

Description: Drugs Responsible For Teaching America The Metric System. It was the easiest way to learn.

Description: Condoms Are For Dicks. It's really the only thing they fit on.

Description: Be Poor It's Cheaper. It also requires a lot less work.

Description: It's A Celebration. That's the event.

Description: Hungry Squared. May have been too hungry of a hippo.

Description: Flash Mob. Watch out when these guys get together.

Description: Goo Goo G'Joob. It doesn't matter which of the Beatles the walrus was.

Description: Human Foosball. The real life version of the table game otherwise known as soccer.

Description: Official Keg Stand. Wear the official slogan so people can read it.

Description: Sour Milk. Reaching the expiration date can influence one's mood.