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Drug Designer – Retro Mad Scientist Kid in Chemistry Lab Bag

$25.82

Color: Black

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He’s not making science fair volcanoes — he’s cooking up problems.Meet the Drug Designer, a wild-eyed retro lab kid whipping up who-knows-what in a cartoon chemistry lab straight out of a pharmaceutical fever dream.With beakers bubbling, powders piling, and a grin that screams “unlicensed genius,” this design blends vintage comic style with a dash of forbidden knowledge. Perfect for science rebels, chemistry majors with a dark side, or anyone who’s ever read a Vice article at 3am and thought, “Yeah, I could probably synth that.”Whether you’re into dark humor, ironic education tees, or just want people to back up a few steps when they see you, this delivers. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo For Crack Smoking Shirts.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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