Description: Stop Staring At My Jugs. Keep looking at eye level there sport.
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Description: Toss My Salad I'm A Vegetarian.
Description: Here is something for your vlog buddy.
Description: Scooter Reaper. When death is in a hurry.
Description: No Cerveza No Trabajo. Without beer there will be no work.
Description: Dirty Sanchez. Don't become a victim.
Description: Boycott Mondays. Make a change in this world.
Description: I've Got No Game. Not good at the arcade and not good with the opposite sex.
Description: Tequila Is My Religion. Worship regularly.
Description: Save The Sky Camels. They won't be around forever without your help.
Description: Hungry Hungry Games. The hippo is just plain hungry.
Description: Make it easy for the stores to identify you as a shoplifter with a simple bar code.
Description: China Owns You. Uncle Sam has sold out to another power.
Description: Gets Stoned. Stoner art for the cannabis connoisseur and marijuana aficionado.
Description: I Love My Bartender. Express the love you have for the one that takes care of you by serving up exactly what you need.
Description: Shokushu Goukan. If you're a fan of extracurricular tentacle activities you know what it means.
Description: There Ain't No App For This. Technology cannot replicate what is down there.
Description: I Know Karate. And my vocabulary also contains sushi and some other Japanese words.
Description: This Aggression Will Not Stand Man. You can'y just go pressing The Dude.
Description: Zombie Eat Fresh. Gotta have some good eats.
Description: Look Me In The Beard. This is reaaly important when you are talking to me.
Description: Space Cowboy. A cowboy astronaut riding in space. Nothing abnormal.
Description: When you'll do anything you can to get some pizza.
Description: Ah, the things we must do...create fire, invent the wheel etc.
Description: Show your love for the great country of Canada.
Description: It's the new American Dream.
Description: Ninjas will show their superiority over pirates.
Description: The price of seafood is astronomical. Design by Brian Cook visit his site at https://www.briancook.net
Description: The doctor needs a jump. Design by Brian Cook visit his site at http://briancook.net
Description: Don't Worry I'm A Cat From The Internet. There is nothing to fear from me.
Description: Just cut off from where I want to be.
Description: Stuff your face while you pump.
Description: Even a horse enjoys a vacation by the sea. We call them seahorses.
Description: Take cover! These are going off everywhere.
Description: Show support for where you are drinking.
Description: If you don't party naked nothing will really happen.