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Stoned Ape Theory Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Terence McKenna believed that psilocybin mushrooms were the "evolutionary catalyst" from which language, projective imagination, the arts, religion, philosophy, science, and all of human culture sprang. This is known as the stoned ape theory.

Tags: psilocybin, visionary, stoned, ape, psychedelia
Monkey On Space Rocket Baseball T-Shirt

Description: He is outta here. The monkey takes to space with a rocket.

Tags: chimpanzee, gorilla, ape, animal, monkeys
Bigfoot Magic Mushroom Odyssey Baseball T-Shirt

Description: It was an odyssey for sasquatch bigfoot to locate the magic mushroom.

Tags: mushrooms, mushroom, bigfoot funny, monster, squatch
You Continue To Read Them Right Baseball T-Shirt

Description: You Continue To Read Them Right

Tags: johnny depp, you continue to read them right
Mega Pint Brewing Company Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Mega Pint Brewing Company. Isn't happy hour anytime.

Tags: pirates of the caribbean, pirates of the carribean, captain jack sparrow, beer, drunk
Heresay Vineyards Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Heresay Vineyards. Home of the mega pint. Sparrow Islands Caribbean.

Tags: pirate, captain jack sparrow, mega pint, pirates of the carribean, wine
Heresay Muffin Company Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Heresay Muffin Company.Discounts given to husbands picking up for wives.

Tags: johnny depp, muffin, jack sparrow, pirates of the carribean, johnny depp trial
Heresay Bar And Grill Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Heresay Bar And Grill. Home f the mega pint. Isn't happy hour anytime?

Tags: happy hour, johnny depp trial, captain jack sparrow, mega pint, pirates of the caribbean
Flat Earth Is So One Dimensional Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Everyone knows the flat earth theory isn't true. How could it be true when the world is obviously cube shaped.

Tags: conspiracy, earth, earth flat, earth is flat, flat earther
Alien Magic Mushroom Dealer Baseball T-Shirt

Description: If you wanna buy some magic this is the guy. Not just any psilocybin mushroom dealer, this guy is the real deal.

Tags: aliens, extraterrestrial, magic, mushroom, mushrooms
I Wonder If The DMT Machine Elves Think About Me Too Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Antone who has met the DMT machine elves thinks about them often. One has to wonder if they think about you the same.

Tags: acid, ayahuasca, dmt molecule, festival, lsd
Wizard Cat Baseball T-Shirt

Description: cats have superior powers. Some cats are even wizards.

Tags: feline, kitten, kitty, yarn, cat
Spaced Out Mushroom Riding Alien Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Alien riding a magic mushroom.

Tags: psychedelic, extraterrestrial, mushrooms, mushroom, space
Dragon Arm Wrestling Wizard Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Rumble In The Dungeon. Dragon arm wrestling wizard.

Tags: dragon, wizardry, wizarding, arm wrestling, magical
Couch Potato Baseball T-Shirt

Description: The couch will turn you into a potato.

Tags: sofa, binge watch, lazy, binge watching, potatoes
Time To Bounce Baseball T-Shirt

Description: It's time to go when you see the bouncy castle.

Tags: castle, pun, bouncy, time to bounce, humor
Avocado Toast Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Guacamole deserves an avocado toast.

Tags: guacamole, avocados, avocado, fruit, avocado gift
Without Evidence There Is No Crime Baseball T-Shirt

Description: If you depose of the body you should be fine.

Tags: crime junkie, crime fighter, crime interest, true crime obsessed, crime
Dying For Pizza Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Pizza is to die for.

Tags: pizza is love, skeleton bones, pizza lover, pizza and chill, pizza addict
Nuclear Physics Is The Bomb Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Nuclear physics is the bomb. That is what it ease.

Tags: atomic, atom, physicist, nuclear physics student, science
Flying Squirrel Squadron Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Flying Squirrel Squadron defending the nuts.

Tags: squirrel, flying squirrels, sugar glider, squirrels, animal
Lawn Gnome And Gopher Karate Fight Baseball T-Shirt

Description: A lawn gnome and gopher having a karate fight over the front yard.

Tags: fight, martial arts, lawngnomes, gnomes, gnome
Retro Pinball Wizard Baseball T-Shirt

Description: This wizard can play some great pinball.

Tags: pinball machine, retro, pinball wizard, pinball game, pinballer
Relax Gringo I'm Legal Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Relax Gringo I'm Legal.

Tags: chicana, chicano, hispanic, latina, latino
Mas Tacos Baseball T-Shirt

Description: More tacos is good for the taco enthusiast.

Tags: funny quote tacos, funny tacos sayings, tacos lover, funny tacos gift idea, funny tacos
Flower Power Marijuana Leaf Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Show you support for marijuana and cannabis.

Tags: cannabis, weed, marijuana leaf, 420 art, weed plant
Chicken Pot Pi Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Pi computes to chicken and pot.

Tags: chicken pot pie funny, cannabis, marijuana, 420 weed, medical marijuana
Raccoon Trash Life Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Trash life is nothing for a raccoon.

Tags: gang, trash life, raccoons, raccoon lover, dumpster
Feeling Magical But Also Stabby Unicorn Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Feeling Magical But Also Stabby Unicorn.

Tags: but also stabby, stabby, also stabby, magical, feeling magical but also stabby
Unicorn Hunting Season Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Unicorn Hunting Season

Tags: unicorns, unicorn lover, funny unicorn, cute unicorn, unicorn hunting season
Scientific Research Mouse Baseball T-Shirt

Description: This mouse is willing to undergo scientific research for food. Times are getting tough.

Tags: science, research, work for food, scientific, mice
Trump Coyote Ridesharing Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Coyote Ridesharing. Ask about our children's discount at the border.

Tags: ridesharing, coyote, debate, funny, humor
Saucy Robot Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Robot invasion destruction.

Tags: science, robots, robotic, sci fi, science fiction
Purr Evil Cat Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Cats can be purr evil.

Tags: humor, funny, purr, kitten, witch
Hard To Handle Baseball T-Shirt

Description: A desert cactus can be hard to handle.

Tags: cacti, funny cactus, hard to handle, cactuses, humor
Hot Dawg Baseball T-Shirt

Description: This dachshund is one hot dog.

Tags: hot dog, wiener dog, hot dawg, sausage dog, dotson

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